Got this from Hornfans EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day 181 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day 182 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 pm - OOOOOOOH. BATH. BUMMER! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY DAY 183 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 184 Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed. DAY 185 Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ... Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 186 I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 187 There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 188 I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move, due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Funny, but Dogs are more intelligent then cats by far. Cats aren't independent, they are just too darned stupid to do anything. DaDakota
Talk like that in my house and you'll get your eyes clawed out! To think that cats are stupid just because they won't fetch or sit on command is to fail to understand the true nature of a cat. I've lived with dogs and cats. They're both smart in their own ways. Dogs just drive me nuts because they're so damn dependent. I can't stand being followed around all the time. I love my cats because they can take me or leave me. They have their own lives. I totally respect that.
<img src="http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jhurley/catface.jpg"> Hi! I'm Catherine. I follow Isabel around all day if she's here. Or her husband. Who says cats are independent? I love my people. I need my people. I force them to pet me when they're trying to do other stuff. They give me food. I love food. When I run out of diet cat food in my bowl, I'll go outside and eat the grass. If they'll take me. They won't let me go by myself and usually are too lazy to go with me. But every once in a while, they do. I never know when that's going to be, so I cry and whine to the people all day. If they move, I get up and block their path. Speaking of which, where are those people? They've been gone since this morning. I went through that bowl of food they left me a long time ago. No one has petted me for hours! And no one will let me outside to sniff around. Find those people and send them home ASAP! Meow! Did you hear me? Meeeooowww...
I love dogs, but there is no doubt in my mind that my cat ibid is smarting than me, much less my beautiful dog Mollie.
Back by popular demand, it's the evil Hypno-Kitty! All shall worship and love the Hypno-Kittty! Down with canine scum!
LOL that was a sweet pic! too bad i think dogs are better, i dont have any pets, but based by some of my friends, dogs are better, cuz one of my friends has a dog and another has cats, my friends dog will play and keep wanting to play, but on the other hand my friend with the cats, some just sit around and do what they want, thats boring to have a pet that does that, besides i think i am allergic to cats, cuz everytime i go to a freinds house that has a cat i get pink eye, its not serious but just enough to piss me off! Well thats my opinion, i dont have any pets so u prob wouldnt care what i say about this topic.
I was watching "the world's ten most intelligent animals" on some cable channel a few months ago. Dogs were pretty low on the list...like six or seven. Cats weren't mentioned. Although I can see how humans can equate lack of emotion with superior intelligence.
