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Jimbo (Fatty) got pulled over this eve.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    And thank God he was a rookie. The boy literally wrote tickets like he had just learned penmanship.

    I got a ticket for my passenger not wearing his seatbelt. I LOVED the "flashlight in the eyes" thing, also. Sadly, apparently he was way too new to realize that I was drinking.

    He did keep me from going to TMC, so kudos, I suppose.
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Your threads are always interesting...but...don't drink and drive. Seriously. It's dangerous.
     
  3. Rizzy

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    Don't D&D

    Come on, Fatty
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    To be fair, I was for the most part ok. Believe me. This guy wrote me roughly 10 citations. If he thought I was driving inappropriately, he would've been all over it.

    The crappy part is I have a Lame Rover, and one of my taillights is out. But it is an electrical problem. So I have to spend $200/hr for them to find out why the taillight ain't working, with no time frame, so if it takes them 10 hours, I spend $2,000.

    I ain't doing that for a taillight. But I guess that might be me.
     
  5. lpbman

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    I would think you could just splice the other tailight wire to the the busted side, should work but I'd wait for someone with more common sense than me to ring in on this before giving it a go... might cost a dollar or two if you do it yourself.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    You still in Europe? We went out and met an incredible hottie that is moving to Paris next year.

    Problem is she's married. But we all want that to change...
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Believe me, that ain't it. My mechanic guy told me I could go with taillight or brake light.

    I should've gone with brake light. Hell, even I can do that.

    Again, electrical automotive things are a pain in the royal ass.
     
  8. Yaozer

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    I wasn't aware that the driver gets the ticket when the passenger does the wrong.
     
  9. AroundTheWorld

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    Yep, I'm in Munich. Any pictures of the hottie? :)
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Who knows. As I stated, the guy was obviously new and cost me seeing naked women.
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    D&D is not cool, Fatty. At the very least, it's a pain in the ass going through the system if you get caught..
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Sure. But realize that my boys could get pissed at me posting these.

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    I'd post more, but it seems like pics on here aren't working. Am I doing something wrong? I's confused.

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  13. lpbman

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    What year/model Rover?
     
  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Her Myspace pics are set to private. You have to be her friend to view em. So upload em to photobucket or something. Boobs McGee on the left is a knockout.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    98 Discovery. And I've discovered I've had it. I like the car, but it is time for something new.
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    That was the chick I was talking about, dummy.

    I've already done the ugly one. 4 strokes and I was out. It's a running joke with my crew.
     
  17. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Ya I was just saying she was hot.
    You cant get the pics to show.
    You are driving around drunk.
    Whose the dummy again?
    Meh whatever...
    I kid. Kinda
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    I actually had a nice talk this eve about you dumbasses.

    I was a nerd back when I was younger. Then my balls dropped.

    There needs to be a time when we, as men, need to act like it. And the internet doesn't count.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Believe me. She is hot enough to make me think about cheating.

    Regardless, I screwed up tonight, but I did so mainly because I'm very well known as THE guy to go to in situations where everyone else is too inebriated.
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    Are the other pics not showing up?
     

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