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Girl's Pee vs. Guy's Pee

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. Two Sandwiches

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    Quick question - how come when a guy pees, it often-times foams? I know mine does a lot.

    Now, every girl I've ever mentioned anything about foamy pee to (maybe 5) looks at me like I'm crazy. I just asked my mom and my sister if their pee foams, and they say no. What's up with that?
     
  2. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Listen to the girls. You're crazy. :p
     
  3. CriscoKidd

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    your penis has rabies.
     
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  4. Yonkers

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    Asparagus smelling foam. Ahh.
     
  5. Rashmon

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    Angle and distance...
     
  6. Ubiquitin

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    It air pressure difference created while the stream flows from the tip of your wang to the water surface could play a factore. Then the air escapes and bubbles on the surface giving you the toxic water look.
     
  7. thewaterox

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    It's a simple matter of you being further away when you pee. They sit down close to the water so the foam has less chance to splash and build up.

    Now when I pee sometimes I slip and let my pecker dip below the water and that water is cold! :D
     
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    In other words, I have an abnormally large johnson, with a stream like a fire hose.



    Thanks. ;)
     
  9. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Wow, potential thread of the year in the making? ;)
     
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    Don't jinx it. :p


    That's always a jinx! Thread ruiner!














    :p
     
  11. bejezuz

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    Speaking of this... I've seen some weird videos on the internet. And one of these weird videos had girls peeing with cameras in the toilets... I didn't chose to watch this, it just happens. I blame the internet.

    All I can say is no wonder girls have to wipe afterwards. That stuff goes everywhere, stem to stern!
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    It was once suggested by a certain girl (no mentions of my relations to this person, because it seems to be a fun thing to pick on me about) that I wipe after I pee. Apparently, she thought all guys should wipe after they pee.

    I walked off laughing in her face.
     
  13. RareAir

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    classic...
     
  14. michecon

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    Ask a girl to pee standing up, then you'll find out the real answer. There's a Netherland company that sells devices fecilitating that.
     
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    What kind of devices would do that?


    A tube?

    That'd be kind of cool!
     
  16. Ubiquitin

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    **** like a donkey, hard as a rock...

    and a trigger finger itchier than Chicken Pox?
     
  17. michecon

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    p-mate. This one is british, but it will do.
     
  18. Two Sandwiches

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    LMAO!


    I swear, that is the best line I've heard in a rap song ever. That, or the "my nose is big..." line in "The Humpy Dance" by The Digital Undergound (great song, by the way).

    But, yeah, it's true.


    I've received many complements on my pee stream noise generation.





    In all seriousness, though, is it that simple? Just the mechanics of standing further? Maybe tomorrow, I'll try peeing from 3 point range and see how much foam I generate. My little experiment.
     
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    That is quite possibly one of the coolest things I've seen in a while.


    Thank you. I'm fascinated.
     
  20. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    if only there's a device that forces men to squat. i hope you DON'T know if that device exists.
     

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