I know i should see a doctor about it...but honestly, i've known i should for the months and months it's been a problem (probably coming up on a year now). i just think it's kinda weird goin in and askin if they'll check my testicles. what if it is gone for good? i'm really just hoping it'll drop back down or somethin.
My goodness, so many people need to go to the doctor and just don't. Just go; it'll be embarassing and then it'll be over (until you get the bill). I don't think I'm missing anything. I have my wisdom teeth, my tonsils, my appendix. A good friend of mine lost his thumb on his left (dominant) hand at a workplace accident. He used the settlement money to help buy a house. He can still do most things, but can't use scissors or shuffle cards. He has a good sense of humor about it. He does magic tricks with it. The first time I saw him after the accident (several months later), he said, "I lost my thumb, do you want to see it? I have it on my key chain." That freaked me out.
Well, the funny thing is, I thought it was caused by a steroid injection (Not the bad controversial kind) I got about a year ago. If the injection isn't given properly, the steroids will dissolve the surrounding fatty tissue. I asked my doctor about it, he looked at it, poked at it (which hurts like hell because it goes straight to your muscle), and said it would grow back. Since then, my fat content of my body has gone up, but the pit hasn't filled in. It's completely freaky.
don't know if i'd get a bill or not...cuz i'm canadian. i mean, i'm not sure how far the free health care goes for this kind of thing. if it's lost...then instead of just getting 1 prosthetic ball...i'm gonna try and stuff in as many as possible.
I'm happy to say that I had a melanoma removed almost 5 years ago. My wonderful wife spotted it. I don't miss it.
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