[New York Times] Google Desktop Search: No match for Rice researchers

Are you sure they don't monitor your internet connection? Maybe the guy read some of your posts here...that might explain it.

 

So Rice was actually named for a guy??? and not a physical feature?

 

That might have been the post of the year....

 

This is the first thing that came to my mind when I read this. "No match for Rice researchers"? I didn't know there was a contest between the 2 groups. Sounds like someone at Rice simply found one of the seemingly hundreds of security flaws that are uncovered weekly. Good for the Rice guys, but that title is a bit over the top...

 

You want funny? Well I guess this is more disgusting than funny but last night I was washing out my crack and I let this HUGE fart out loud!! I couldn't help but laugh especially considering the fart had gotten muffled due to the water rushing up inside my crack!

 

disturbing silence pervades the bbs....

 

I'm not sure I can ever come back here.

 

A small portion of my soul just died....

 

/me was really enjoying this thread until Manny's post.

/me slaps Manny with a gigantic LeGrouper for ruining a hilarious thread.


/me really needs to stay off of IRC for a while.



carry on

 

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

Just like I'll always think of T_J bathing in a bubbly tub with his loofah, now I'm going to have a mental image of Manny with his hand up his ass, farting and laughing like Beavis. That is quite disturbing.

Manny

 

Good thing Manny wasn't using the loofah to clean out his crack! Or ummm...this is just getting sick...

 

Oh my goodness, that might just have been the most disturbing post ever in the history of this bbs...

 

The Clutch BBS hits a new all-time low.

 

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

I've decided I know way too much about the showering techniques of my fellow bbsers.... I mean, farting in the shower is a risky business, you never know what could come out...

 

Does "derailment" even apply here? There's got to be another word this type of thing.

 

I don't know, Isabel. When ole romper room told the whole BBS that he wish they would die with the atomic bomb would probably outdo my disgusting post.

Hey, I am a disgusting b*stard sometimes - if anyone finds the post that bad, I'll edit it. However, anybody who has quoted it would need to do the same (assuming they have edit capability).

 

See. Ferdinand isn't too bad.

Is that his real name or -

Dear Abby,

My husband, let's call him "Mark",

 

This has to be one of the most derailed threads in Clutch BBS history. It could go into the most memorable category for several different topics.