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Personally, when every joke I made was met with a groan and eyerolls from my kids but I did not give a **** and still cracked up.
Do you lazy bastards help cook? Or even help clean? I bet your spouses hate you guys/gals cause ya'll rather pick your nose while watching sports...
Last few years I've been bowling at a place that has a digital jukebox. I think it is awesome despite a limited selection. It got me thinking if...
I want to start watching hockey but I am unsure as to what team to follow. For the record, I am completely oblivious to hockey other than knowing...
For me? Her lack of cooperation towards my threesome dream with another girl. Ha. Seriously. Maybe that she buys store brand cereal and I prefer...
Preston "Bodie" Broadus from The Wire.
I read a thread earlier where people basically just shat over all these cities all over the world. New Orleans. New York. Venice. No matter where!...
So annoying but finally gone felted amuzing. :grin:
Women and children always are accommodated for this holiday. I get a razor or a pack of undershirts and I should appreciate it but god forbid I...
Could be as innocent as you "liking" her meatloaf or could be as extreme as you admitting that you "don't find her hot ass friend attractive at...
I am a lazy man and do not want to drive 6 hours to South Padre Island from Houston towards the end of July. I told my SO that I could take her...
I sometimes feel like I can just eat appetizers as an actual entree. Some of my current favorites are the southwest egg-rolls from Chili's and...
Why not divorce or just break things off? What makes her so ******* special?
GBNdOTu2Wn0 A song about a family member being burnt to death does it for me:
In my increasingly old age I can recall a few times I did some regrettable things to try to impress a girl. Yet because of my old age (and rampant...
Thank you in advance.
"Weird" because they "society" just doesn't get your taste buds. Pickle juice dripped all over Hot Cheetos anyone? Yeah f--that....ex-girlfriend...
Each time that you drink per week, how many drinks do you average? I'm at 4 days per week at 9 - 12 drinks per drinking night.
This Antarctic weather in Houston recently has made me want to soak up the warm sun and beautiful waters within the USA during the summer. Should...
I thought this building on Harrisburg that has been torn down since was actually my home country. I kept thinking that this building was where my...