Dwight wants to be first NBA player to go to the moon

aliens look like green K.G

 

I'm with D-Mo :grin:

 

A few things:

1. Take your spelling skills to the next level and learn the word "inhabitants."

2. Saying that Sam Cassell looks like E.T. (what a lot of people do) isn't the same as saying that an entire group of people looks like E.T. (what you just did). I think it's adorable that you project your racist thoughts onto what other people say, and then tell them that they're the ones who should feel bad.

3. I spent a good ten minutes trying to figure out Sam's ethnic background. Some people said he was Portuguese and Turkish, some said he was from Gryolark-5 in the Nebulon Quadrant, some just said he was from Baltimore. What's fairly certain is that he's not one of the native "in habitance", he's not from Central Asia, and he's not from across the Pacific. If you think those people look like aliens, that's on your racist ass.

4. Somebody get some lube, I just put the "anal" in "analytical."

Dumbass.

 

Looks like someone is on the moon right now...

 

Some team should sign one of the former moonwalking Apollo program astronauts to a 10-day contract just to f-ck with his dream.

 

Can I have an AMEN!

 

DMo answer was simple and boring but funny and Dwight wanting to go the moon is just a invitation for another headbutt

 

It looks like his game has already made the trip to the moon. Hopefully his game will make a return trip before the playoffs.

 

in habitance

 

Lame alert: level 5.

 

There was no man on the moon, so Dwight probably will be 90y old when someone goes to the moon. He has big dreams.

 

Its happening:

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Did he say he wants to come back?

NASA, get it done. Or arrange for Warren to do a drive by.