Post some things you do that you believe to be wrong, but do anyway

Post on Clutchfans while at work.

 

Bacon (If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.)
Speeding
Ignoring chores on weekends
Putting stuff off until the last moment
Engaging in political arguments with simpletons on Facebook
Eating out too much for lunch on weekdays
Making my disobedient kids sleep in the shed on a cold night.

 

Eh. I have a food cart near my place that only costs $5 for a whole box of rice, vegetables and meat. If I made my own food that was that filling it would cost around $3-4 anyways, plus it wouldn't be fresh and as convenient.

 

I've always wondered if this is wrong: when I was an employee I'd never take a sick day when I was sick (would always show up and only leave if told to leave), but I would constantly take sick days to do nothing but sit at home and read stuff for hours and hours. We could work remotely from home anyway. This gave me the appearance of being the most obedient wage slave ever. Willing to battle illness to put in another day's work lol. I'd also lie to friends and tell them I'm at work so that I wouldn't have to go anywhere.

Eating meat. Haven't tried the vegan thing yet.

I took my contact lenses out of my eyes 10 times (total) in 4 years. I knew the pharmacist was just trying to sell me a product when she said I can keep these particular ones on for 6 months at a time. I noticed some dryness in my eyes recently, and optician advised me to get dailies. So I just starting wearing glasses.

Smoking tobacco.

Worst of all though........

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sometimes I take AroundTheWorld off my ignore list. Is it wrong to hope that he'll have some sort of awakening in his old age?

I don't know, but I do it anyway.

 

Too many,

I don't wash my hands the full 20 seconds.

I chose to go to college rather than develop a practical skill.

I squat parallel.

I use the floss stocks.

I procrastinate.

I snack too much.

I look too close to the computer screen.

Lastly, I don't use condoms.

 

I'm not sure I've ever recycled anything, ever. Cans, paper, glass -- all goes in the trash, every time. And I print out almost everything to read at work. (in color, of course)

I do give my old clothes to the poors, though, so I guess those are recycled.

 

i read SwoLy-D post.

 

Thats where 70% of my posts come from.....including this one.

 

I run with scissors

 

I masturbate with scissors.

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What I ask the ladies

 

It's about 90% for me. Heck, I had about 900 posts until 2011 when I got a desk job.

 

haha thats what made me finally stop lurking and join was my desk job.

Also im probably higher than 70% if were being honest.....the last month has been really slow at work so I've just been posting left and right lately

 

In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And that was third lunch I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket,
climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

Classic!:grin:

 

b**** ***** please.

 

Ziggy's mother.

 

there are some definite good ones here. for me...

- use q-tips in my ears
- smoke stogs
- download music/movies
- bite my nails
- use me teeth to open the tab on canned-drinks or twist-off bottle caps


jeez. time for some self reflection.

 

I put my gum in one of those blue plastic recycling containers that are in hallways because it was convenient. It's things like that that make me feel alive

 

That's impressive. Well done. Next time do it with fake diarrhea, though.

 

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!