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Have you ever masturbated while your SO is sleeping next to you

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Nov 16, 2013.

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Yes / No

  1. Yes

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    51.4%

  2. No

    25 vote(s)
    35.7%

  3. I can't actually respond to this question right now

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  1. plutoblue11

    plutoblue11 Member

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    I was sleepwalk... umm ... I was sleep-fingering
     
    #21 plutoblue11, Nov 17, 2013
  2. London'sBurning

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    You're a liar if you haven't. Liar.
     
    #22 London'sBurning, Nov 17, 2013
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Like today? Yes.
     
    #23 Rocketman95, Nov 17, 2013
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    Of course.
     
    #24 CCorn, Nov 17, 2013
  5. Benchwarmer

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    I masturbated in the back seat of a car while my parents were sitting up front. I think I was 12.
     
    #25 Benchwarmer, Nov 17, 2013
  6. dandorotik

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    not untiol now- sorry for mistAKES hard to type one-hand3d
     
    #26 dandorotik, Nov 17, 2013
  7. Asspirin

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    SO... Senior Officer?
     
    #27 Asspirin, Nov 18, 2013
  8. apollo33

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    I just did it lol opened up clutchfans and saw this thread looool
     
    #28 apollo33, Nov 18, 2013
  9. ferrari77

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    Huh? People who haven't whacked off in bed whilst their SO is sleeping next to them haven't bene in a long term living arrangement or are so chase as to begger the imagination? Nah man. Just respectful.
    You take that to the bathroom or the living room or the game-room etc and return when done.

    Also, Time of the Month should be no obstacle if a guy knows what he is doing. By that I mean, running the lady a bath, giving her a nice massage, relaxing her to the point she loses any inhibitions regarding Aunt Flo and then not forgetting a towel to put on the bed. (I'll keep in mind some ladies are just not that into sexy time whether it's time of the month or not).
     
    #29 ferrari77, Nov 18, 2013
  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    This move is awesome!

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rl1URZ-pYL4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #30 boomboom, Nov 18, 2013
  11. JeeberD

    JeeberD Contributing Member

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    This



    THIS (though I was in the very back of a stationwagon...my brother and sister were in the back seat and my parents up front)
     
    #31 JeeberD, Nov 19, 2013
  12. Kyakko

    Kyakko Contributing Member

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    Too obvious if you're a guy.

    A better question would be, have you caught YOUR s.o. masturbating while you were sleeping? I have once with an ex, though not with my wife.
     
    #32 Kyakko, Nov 19, 2013
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