Yes I have pissed on a couple girls over the years. It wasn't my idea but I went along with it. Do not feel weird if it was consentual.
I pissed on a dude once but not in a sexual way. We just finished playing a show and for some reason I thought it was cool to open the back of the UHAL and let it go. I didn't know my friend was back there. I never told him what happened. All he remembers is getting into an argument with Butch from 30 foot fall and his girl friend
Purple Rain, Purple Rain Purple Rain......oops sorry....wrong Prince song. Believe it or not, I started to worry I wondered if I had enough class But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?", Oh yeah Little Red Corvette Baby, you're much too fast (Yes, you are) Little Red Corvette You need to find a love that's gonna last
You didn't happen to disinfect her face before making out did you? You know, because she longs to be a toilet. I imagine this to be you afterwards:
My pit bull always pees on my beagle for no reason. I've told him to stop doing that **** but he won't listen. The beagle after being showered in golden goo would look up to me in the most sappiest droopiest dog eyed look I've ever seen and would say, " Dude what the ***, bro?"
Noooooo shiiiiiiiiit I'm fully aware of this and 99 times out of 100 abide by the "don't drive dumb ****, you're drunk". Someone should have taken my keys. I honestly don't even remember leaving. (Once again) Not condoning it, but I was only around the corner. I was sitting on a couch and next thing, I was a block away in my car with the keys in the passenger floorboard at 4am. ...And Stupid Moniker.. I've got to spread rep
This is an everyday thing, not mention the rest of the exciting disgusting things I do. Can't start a thread. Your body is a portapotty
