In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

I'll stay on the lookout if i appear in any voyeuristic videos LOL

 

and you were not sure it was real woman...

 

yes, 6ft scadanavian with grip like nothing else, kinda surprising when you think about it..

 

What was the safe word?

 

like honestly it was such a weird experience, I'd never do it again, but I'm glad I did it, was just Eurotripping and while a bit baked thought it'd be a good idea. Thought, "While in Amsterdam". She was very professional

 

Did she cuddle with you afterwards?

 

Nup, 30 mins, after that it was like GTFO before my boss murders you, walked back to the marriot like i had my soul stolen LOL

 

Panda23 is a national hero!!!! I salute you sir for taking the sacrifice and plunge to entertain us Clutchfans. As a Community, thank you very much for doing this. How much euros did it cost you for 30 mins???

 

LOL thanks i guess ?

She was 100 Euros for half an hour, prices started at 50 Euros but honestly the disparity was shocking. Like I'm talking would've paid them to stay away. Especially in the red light district there, they're literally standing in windows, so yeah we just walked around, found some gorgeous blonde girl in a window then did the deed.

 

Just to let the community know, I would have to ask capital one bannking for a huge loan if I were to have intercourse with a prostitute because I have too much stamina, kno wut im sayin? I don't do 30 min, I last about 5 hr before I shoot that nut off!!!

 

A "slice" of Amsterdam. I love that city and have spent several months there, although spread out over several trips. You know, a month here, a couple of months there. When I was younger, it kept calling to me. One trip to Europe, one where I spent 6 months traveling, I think I visited Amsterdam at least 5 separate times. It was incredibly cheap back in the early '70's.

 

It was such an odd place imo. The massive amount of trams took a bit of adjusting to, the heineken brewery was a nice place as well haha. I'm not sure if I could live there for a long period of time though, a bit odd seeing a church basically 4 meters away from the red light district. I know the laws have changed but the police seemed to just turn a blind eye to it all

 

Y U so stingy, breh?

Be generous with your load. I can probably give 15 loads in 5 hours.

 

hahahaha. damn

 

You got that going for ya, which is nice.

 

LOL you should asked your boss to come with you

 

Its is pathetic. You dont realize that the whole purpose of banging a chick is the chase, the chase is what you realize you have conquered after you blow that sweet warm nut. If, it may be on the face, the back of the throat, her back, her stomach, etc...

That kind of enjoyment you dont and cant pay for.

Hookers not only do pretty much whaever for the right price , so most have assholes the size of lemons. These sluts have to check if the turd has dropped in the toilet since they have no sense of feeling left. let alone in their soul.

All in all, P A T H E T I C.

 

The more i see this thread, the more I think he had sex with Pee Wee Herman.