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It's Time To Make Your Pitch!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by solid, Jun 30, 2013.

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  1. solid

    solid Contributing Member

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    Besides the money, what is your "pitch" to Howard for him to come to Houston. Here is mine (at least in part):

    Dwight, thanks for meeting with us tonight. You know why we are here. We will cut to the chase. You are our missing piece. With you and some complimentary pieces, most of which are already in place, we challenge the Heat for the championship. We are young, aggressive, have a hall of fame "big man's" coach, great facilities, no state sales tax, reasonably prized real estate. We are ready to roll, all we need is you. This is your moment. This is our moment. Let's seize it together.
     
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    Morey should play "I'm in Luv with a Stripper" by T-Pain as background music while talking with Dwight.
     
    #2 BabySeal, Jun 30, 2013
  3. RedDynasty

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    solid pitch (see what I did there??)
     
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    "Yo Dwight, check out this Ipad."
     
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    "we won't take no for an answer, if you know what I mean."
     
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    Free Frenchy's for life.
     
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    I'm definitely bringing Beta versions of Call of Duty Ghosts for Xbox One and Ps4 along with whatever version of the systems is available at the moment; whether it's some sort of developers kit or if the real thing is ready now.
     
    #7 treyk3, Jun 30, 2013
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    "You and James can go halvsies on Jenna Shea and save money"
     
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    You get to play with Chandler Parsons Duh!
     
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    Are we going to be even remotely serious here?! ;)
     
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    Heres the contract. Sign it or i'm going in dry.

    Greg Smith.

    [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Is anyone going to sleep? I'm hoping maury tweets at least a couple of pics at 12:05
     
    #13 conquistador#11, Jun 30, 2013
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    "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
     
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    Parsons. /thread
     
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    Free SUVs or Tundras to make babies in
     
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    Whataburger and Shipley's

    Waffle House too if you don't blow up the team the first year
     
    #18 moetherolla, Jun 30, 2013
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    Sit boy, staaaaay... staaaaay.... Sign here...
     
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    If you sign, we will let you F Parsons or Jenna Shea, or both at the same time
     
    #20 apollo33, Jun 30, 2013
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