Metta World Peace has written a children's book

I expect to see a sudden outbreak of kids getting on the school bus in nothing but their underwear

 

I've seen it. It's the best children's book I've seen since Subcommandante Marcos' Story of Colors.

 

Spoiler

I realize this post is a fail, but I don't care.

 

Now I can finally go to sleep with Ron artest in my room!

 

Wat..

 

you mean he wrote a novel that ended up being published as a children's book?

 

... Mud... in... Artest's....... BED?

 

I wish it was illustrated by him as well.

 

I think I prefer

Miette's Bedtime Stories more

 

Kids will start elbowing each other in the shower

 

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Well, anybody can write a book and get it published for a fee.
That said, I always thoguht Metta is pretty smart for his size.