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Rockets Request: Looking for a new "BEARD" slogan or catchphrase

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. rimbaud

    rimbaud Contributing Member
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    The Bearded Age
    2012: A Beard Odyssey

    Less explicit but I could see a billboard with a closeup of his face and the tagline "Watch us Grow" work to play into the youth angle.

    During the colder/winter months there could be a sub campaign about "Warm and Fuzzy". Spend a little extra for a sign outside the Toyota Center with a 3D fuzzy beard.

    Beardpocalypse
    Beardageddon

    Something Bearded This Way Comes - general or could work for his All-Star push

    We Are a Part of a Bearded Nation
     
  2. hajkov

    hajkov Consummate Member

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    Oh my!

    Clutch the BEARD (wearing a T-**** with his name fixed with a "X") entering and announcing the BEARDSANITY era!

    thats pure gold guys
    (Bania picture on Seinfeld here)
     
  3. hajkov

    hajkov Consummate Member

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    No idea why s h i r t got censured lol
     
  4. Yung-T

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    notice there are four ****? You wrote s.h.i.t.
     
  5. BigBird

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    The Dark Beard Rises
    Ready for the Beard, We are
    Where there's a Beard, there's a way
    Grab the NBA by the Beard
    Beard into Battle
    Battle Beard
    Beard of Another Breed
    Baby we were born to Beard
    The Beard Goes On
    The Rockets are Bearding Now
    3, 2, 1, Beard.
    Planet Beard
    Beards in Space
    As the Beard Grows
    Bring the Beard
    Bring the Beard, Again
    Led By the Beard
    The Beard is in Red
    Heard about the Beard?
    It's long and it's here to stay - The Beard
    The Legend of the Beard
    The Legend of the Beard: Facial Hair of Time

    and finally,
    BigBeard
     
  6. rocketman84

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    Osama beard ladin
     
  7. Yung-T

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    ^^
    The Dark Beard Rises, one of my favourites right now.
     
  8. smoothie

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    cheer the beard

    the beard is here

    bring the beard
     
  9. crash5179

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    There will be Beard!
     
  10. crash5179

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    My favorite to date may be "The Dark Beard Rises"

    I also like "Revere the Beard"
     
  11. okierock

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    Have Beard will DOMINATE

    This Beards for you.

    Q: "Lin, What is your mission?"
    A: "Asik the Bearded one!"
     
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    Beard Strong.
     
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    ZZ Harden
     
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    I posted this yesterday and it is so easy to see a billboard on 59 across from MMP with a picture of Harden that says "Houston, The Beard has landed." A play on the famous "Houston, Tranquility Base here.*The Eagle has landed."* From Neil Armstrong.
     
  16. Alvin Choo

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    The clutch, the dream, the beard.
     
  17. Rokman

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    Beard At Work!

    Don't Tread On Beard!
     
  18. Jimes

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    I also like Year of the Beard.
     
  19. MIAGI99

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    The beard is Gonna Getcha Sucka!
     
  20. ling ling

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    Picture of Harden "Dark Beard "
    Picture of parson with the 'Shaggy from scoobydoo peach fuzz' "Lite Beard "
    Picture of Lin "Tsingtao "
     

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