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Rockets Request: Looking for a new "BEARD" slogan or catchphrase

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. Horry33

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    Cheer the Beard
     
    #281 Horry33, Oct 30, 2012
  2. mogrod

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    Couple of more....

    - I Beard therefore I am

    - Beard Cheer

    - Beard=MC2

    - Beardzinga!
     
    #282 mogrod, Oct 30, 2012
  3. Han Solo

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    Beard of Steel
     
    #283 Han Solo, Oct 30, 2012
  4. HTown_TMac

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    This.

    Beard Me/ Beard On

    Never underestimate the heart of a beard.

    Beard City
     
    #284 HTown_TMac, Oct 30, 2012
  5. RV6

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    I'm here for the Beard.

    King of Beards.
     
    #285 RV6, Oct 30, 2012
  6. Han Solo

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    What, are you dense? Are you r****ded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’m the ******* Beardman.
     
    #286 Han Solo, Oct 30, 2012
  7. crossover

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    Slogans:

    The Year of the Beard
    The Mane Event
    Half Man, Half Beard

    Events:

    BYOBeard Nights
    Samson Half Court Shot (must wear a beard while shooting)

    Commentating:

    "That play was the Rocket's Beard and butter"
    "With emphatic jam and the facial...hair!"
    "Bear-D-fence!"
     
    #287 crossover, Oct 30, 2012
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  8. BeardlyBeardman

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    No Shaving. No Mercy!
     
    #288 BeardlyBeardman, Oct 30, 2012
  9. pippendagimp

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    The name is Beard. James Beard.

    Revere the Beard

    Beard in Flight

    I Believe My Beard Can Fly, I Believe It Can Tickle the Sky

    Attack of the Killer Beard

    Don't Shave, Just Win

    Beardlicious

    Just Beard It.

    Suck my Beard.

    The Bearded Sorcerer

    Step off my Stubble!

    Got Gillette?

    Beware of my Chia Pet

    No Hobo (not that there's anything wrong with that)
     
    #289 pippendagimp, Oct 30, 2012
  10. greatpacha1

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    hahahah, freaking asians...lol
     
    #290 greatpacha1, Oct 30, 2012
  11. Han Solo

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    Houston could be great fans Beard-El if they wish to be. They only lack the beard to show the way.
     
    #291 Han Solo, Oct 30, 2012
  12. RV6

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    Hey Beard Let's Party!

    Let It Beard.
     
    #292 RV6, Oct 30, 2012
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    James " Beard Like Worthy" Harden! lol
     
    #293 DaonlyLA, Oct 30, 2012
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    Too bad "Beard Like Harden" (Moves Like Jagger) was taken already.

    Have marketing get hold of the opening sequence to "Game of Thrones" (how much would that cost?) and re-tool it to "Game of Beards", displaying player names across the images while that awesome music plays:

    JAMES HARDEN

    JEREMY LIN

    etc.

    Or just get the music and come up with a cheaper montage that basically follows GoT's opening while you show each of the players in turn, wearing that he'd-never-get-through-airport-security-without-a-hassle beard.

    Remember when that sun passes over the map in the GoT opening (and you can hear its muted burning roar)? Come up with same, but the sun passes over a map of the Gulf Coast, zeroes in on Houston, then the Toyota Center, then focuses in on the team facing the camera, wearing their fake beards.
     
    #294 ROXTXIA, Oct 30, 2012
  15. Dream Shake 81

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    Here are some originals!!!!

    Le-Beard James

    Beard mode!

    Beard & Ernie (TNT segment)

    Beard the Great

    "Houston... we have a Beard"

    A New Beard

    Beardtrest

    BeardTube

    The BeardShake

    Ginobeardli
     
    #295 Dream Shake 81, Oct 30, 2012
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    Houston, We have a Beard
     
    #296 SacTown, Oct 30, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #297 davidio840, Oct 30, 2012
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    Not sure if this one was already mentioned:


    His Beardness (like his Air-ness)
     
    #298 kmoney, Oct 30, 2012
  19. VooDooPope

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    Keep the beard weird.
     
    #299 VooDooPope, Oct 30, 2012
  20. Rocketman1234

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    THE RISE OF THE BEARD
     
    #300 Rocketman1234, Oct 30, 2012
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