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Best door to door salesman ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/14LpxQWDlAg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Wow! Great Enthusiasm.
    :grin:
     
    #1 ferrari77, Nov 15, 2011
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  2. Uprising

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    LOL. I hate those people with the cleaning stuff.
     
    #2 Uprising, Nov 15, 2011
  3. Ricksmith

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    Wow, that was pretty good. Dude had references for days.
     
    #3 Ricksmith, Nov 15, 2011
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    I bet he could even sell used hair gel.
     
    #4 bcast89, Nov 15, 2011
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Pushy-distraction-pity-region-funny techniques all rolled into one. Good for the people who have a hard time saying no.

    Edit- not hating, he's awesome. Vince and Shamwow got nothin' on him.
     
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  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    Now if only Jehovah Witnesses was this good....
     
    #6 VanityHalfBlack, Nov 15, 2011
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    I don't know....that "bible" salesman on Prison Break was pretty convincing!

    Pugs
     
    #7 pugsly8422, Nov 15, 2011
  8. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    He's pretty good.
     
    #8 rockbox, Nov 15, 2011
  9. BigSherv

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    what is he selling? what brand is that cleaner
     
    #9 BigSherv, Nov 15, 2011
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    Notice how there was no way the customer could get any of his opinions and questions in (that's what SHE said)... his routine was all "yes" and "no" and even the most simple "no" made him go the route he knew to continue. :grin: Awesome. Nice guy... I wished he got paid MORE for that much talent.

    Don't know what he would do against a heckling crowd in a stand-up gig. Another Brother? :confused:
    Sentence-verb agreement FIXED. :eek:
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Nov 15, 2011
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    I don't know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.

    IT'S GOOD!
     
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    Buy from the heart, not the wallet.

    You must be a teacher cause you gotta a lot of class. LOL
     
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    They should make this an infomercial. The company make millions. I'm serious.
     
    #13 what, Nov 15, 2011
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    Hilarious.

    Gonna spread the video around.

    Could be this guy's ticket to fame.

    or an appearance on Tosh.0. Not sure if that counts for anything though... :rolleyes:
     
    #14 RMGEEGEE, Nov 15, 2011
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    That stain in y'alls driveway blacker than my mama but not as beautiful.
    Y'alls house bigger than my whole neighborhood.

    If this dude showed up, I'd buy whatever the hell he's selling. I can't stop laughing. I swear, if you closed your eyes, you'd hear Jamie Foxx, and he says this is how Jamie started out. I hope he does well.
     
    #15 Dr of Dunk, Nov 15, 2011
  16. tmoney1101

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    that was great.
     
    #16 tmoney1101, Nov 15, 2011
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    "Safer round dogs than Michael Vick". Gold.
     
    #17 Chuck04, Nov 15, 2011
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    ****ing terrible...
     
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    lol, I couldn't stop laughing at work.
     
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    Man, those guys are all the same. I have had about 10 come by my house over the years and they are all just like that. There is a certain type they look for and must be lots of training, because he is a carbon copy of the ones who come by, even down to most of the jokes. They got my old lady one time while I was at work. That stuff don't clean any better than regular household cleaners. The guys are entertaining though.
     
    #20 T-man, Nov 15, 2011
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