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Chuck Hayes is better than Chuck Norris

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  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Contributing Member

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    I heard that although Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with barbed wire, Chuck Hayes flosses his teeth with Chuck Norris, Johan Petro, Shaquille O'neal, and all other NBA centers.

    Chuck Hayes is the father to all of your daughters.

    Chuck Hayes eats bullets for breakfast.

    Chuck Hayes fought the law, and the law did not win.

    Chuck Hayes is "winning" more than Charlie Sheen.
     
    #1 cwebbster, Mar 30, 2011
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  2. snc

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    It's possible that you're trying too hard.
     
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    Possibly, but I just love me some Chuck Hayes!
     
    #3 cwebbster, Mar 30, 2011
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    keep em comin. some lame, some good.
    :)
     
    #4 DOMINATOR, Mar 30, 2011
  5. ChievousFTFace

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    Chuck Hayes knows how to defend a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
     
    #5 ChievousFTFace, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes uses Chuck Taylors to front-kick Chuck Norris-alikes... :eek:
    charge??? :confused:

    Dude (hope you're a dude), I do the CFTF every time I see your nickname on here :grin:.
     
    #6 SwoLy-D, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes thinks the _Insert name instead of Chuck Norris here_ to continue the meme should be killed and never resurected.
     
    #7 Blurr#7, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
     
    #8 rpr52121, Mar 30, 2011
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    Dude, I'm a dude... :cool:

    CFTF = :eek:
     
    #9 ChievousFTFace, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes can tell you what a lethal injection feels like :grin:
     
    #10 HTXEZE, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorn.
     
    #11 rawool, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes got 12 cfans greenies in one post.
     
    #12 heypartner, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes cannot predict the future; the future just better ****ing do what Chuck Hayes says.
     
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    Chuck Hayes was supposed to write a Thesis paper in college but was exempt when he wrote the sentence "I will F--- you up!" instead.
     
    #14 cjtaylorpt, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Hayes
     
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    Chuck Hayes ensemenated the ocean and made the Earth. (see Shane Battier comment)
    Oh.. and this is why the ocean is So salty. no homo
     
    #16 rju1986, Mar 30, 2011
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    Silly rabbit, Trix are for Chuck Hayes.
     
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    Chuck Hayes will F*** you up ;)
     
    #18 Sym0™, Mar 30, 2011
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    Chuck Norris huh? :rolleyes:
     
    #19 MIAGI99, Mar 30, 2011
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    Whoa, let's not get crazy.
     
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