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Who's ass would you kick on Jerry Springer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That prick on the Subway commercials AND Jared also

    Brent Musburger

    that damn annoying guy on that Best Buy commercial who is with that good-looking chick that looks like Jennifer Anniston but he is too busy looking at other women and their cell phones. He seriously needs his ass kicked to be looking at other women when he is with a hottie.

    David Copperfield

    And any other jabronis that are with good looking women and don't deserve to be with them. An example would be Mutt Lange who is married (I don't know how) to Shania Twain.
     
  2. fadeaway

    fadeaway Contributing Member

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    Yeah, I have, but I don't recall any mention of William Shatner. I've only seen the movie once, though.
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Yeah, I would like to kick that guy's ass, too (they have him over here in Europe as well). There was someone else in a commercial who is annoying as hell...forgot which one it was.
     
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    If I could, I'd beat the crap out of Iverson, Moss, Malone, Rasheed Wallace, Ruben Patterson, and Kobe.
     
  5. JamesC

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    Eminem. I love his lyrics but he's still a little punk that talks a lot of ****.
     
  6. Holden

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    what did orville reddenbacher do?
    and also why tom brady?

    i think if i ever went on jerry springer, and my girlfriend was cheating on me. and her new boyfriend or girlfriend came out and they started making out. i would just sit there and not do anything. and then when jerry would ask me questions, id just be like.."yeah, whatever"
    and i dont really want to fight anyone, i dont really want to fight people i hate that is. i wouldnt mind joining a fight club but no animosity towards my opponents. it sounds cheesy but whenever i think in my head of someone i hate..i just pray for that person that they have a good day. i figure thatll give me a better chance of getting into heaven right?
     
  7. Rocket River

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    NOTE TO DELL GUY - if you want to see you future. . . SEE Pauly Shore. [and that is *if* you are lucky]

    Rocket River
     
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    Pauly still makes 350+ a year working comedy clubs, it's criminal, but a fact.

    I would certainly kick his ass...
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    Well, he's been dead for quite awhile but maybe this explains things. ;)

    Excellent call, JamesC. Someone needs to shut that little ****er up. Too bad Marky Mark didn't sack up on TRL awhile back...

    Eminem: Let's all stand around in a BUNCH.

    Wahlberg drops Mathers with a haymaker, rips off his shirt and looks down

    Marky Mark: COME ON COME ON. FEEL THE VIBARATION!
     
  10. fadeaway

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    Pauly Shore dated Tiffany Amber-Thiessen for a while.

    Maybe there's more to him than meets the eye?
     
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    I don't know, I guess Im jealous Orville had such a cool name. And Tom Brady screwed my team out of the Super Bowl.
     
  12. Smallz88

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    Darius Kasparitis, Scott Stevens
     
  13. Falcons Talon

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    My ex-wife's lawyer!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  14. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    no....there's less
     
  16. Mrs. JB

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    :D Classic Seinfeld line!
     
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    Beyonce from Destiny's Child...:mad: :mad:
     
  18. Kam

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    he is just a boy, but I would like to add Elian Gonzalez to the list.

    the Chinese Government.

    I can't think of anybody else I would like to add right now
     
  19. MadMax

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    i KNEW either you or jeff would get this!!
     

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