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Things My Dental Hygienist Said Today

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobrek, Nov 16, 2010.

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  1. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    "It's nice and tight"

    "I need to feel the bone"

    "The deeper it goes, the better it is for me"
     
    #1 bobrek, Nov 16, 2010
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    Did you get a fear boner?
     
    #2 LonghornFan, Nov 16, 2010
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    Hopefully your dental hygienist has a vagina.
     
    #3 RocketsPimp, Nov 16, 2010
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    Did the dentist break blood?
     
    #4 Invisible Fan, Nov 16, 2010
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    did it give you a boner that could destroy the world?
     
    #5 trueroxfan, Nov 16, 2010
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    swoly reps you +9000 :eek: :eek: :grin: ;) :p
     
    #6 professorjay, Nov 16, 2010
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    The universe! Not just the world!
     
    #7 tierre_brown, Nov 16, 2010
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    I think your mind played games with you on this one...I'm pretty sure she was checking your pocket depths...and the deeper it goes, the worse it is for you. :grin:
     
    #8 rezdawg, Nov 16, 2010
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    Did she give you the usual care package - tooth brush, tooth paste, dental floss, and 2 cans of artichoke hearts?
     
    #9 meggoleggo, Nov 16, 2010
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    Does she provide prostate care?
     
    #10 Luckyazn, Nov 16, 2010
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    Did the hygienist recommend that you return for a sedation procedure?
     
    #11 raj87, Nov 16, 2010
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    Funny. But my thought process went another way.

    My family doctor said, "No reason to buy sleeping pills if a doobie does the same thing."

    I love my doc!!!!!!!
     
    #12 RocketRaccoon, Nov 16, 2010
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    I'm going to drill you now, let me know when it starts to hurt
     
    #13 highstep, Nov 16, 2010
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    did you wake up with your pants unbottoned and your mouth dribbling blood?
     
    #14 DonkeyMagic, Nov 16, 2010
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    open wide?
     
    #15 conquistador#11, Nov 16, 2010
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    you're a wet one.
     
    #16 DonkeyMagic, Nov 16, 2010
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    Insert Louie reference
     
    #17 Invisible Fan, Nov 16, 2010
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    "How did that get in there? Sorry it has a mind of its own" :eek:
     
    #18 got em COACH, Nov 16, 2010
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    I bet he has a nice big diploma from University of Guatemala hanging in his office
     
    #19 NJRocket, Nov 16, 2010
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    "I'm gonna inject your molar with some sweet rock 'n rolla
    And shoot you full of rhythm and blues.
    Well, I'm a dental cement mixer
    A churning urn of burning funk."
     
    #20 Tb-Cain, Nov 16, 2010
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