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If I was Daryl Morey I Would...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Aussie_Fozzey, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Not in the slightest, it just continues to show how my sway over the feeble minded is growing in power.

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH !

    DD
     
  2. The Real Shady

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    Orgy with the Power Dancers.
     
  3. solid

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    I am one of those who recommended that! As I recall, the math makes it possible, but I forgot how much each of us would have to fork over. :grin: Les Alexander is not the sole owner of the Rockets; he is one of many owners, he is just the majority owner.
     
  4. leebigez

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    Let it be known yao is on the block "as is".
     
  5. cheke64

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    Trade shane for gortat.
     
  6. scottie brooks

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    create a time machine and travel to 1994 to bring post championship Hakeem to play the rest of the 2010 season with the rockets along with another unmentioned player to be named at a later date. Sit back in my bean bag chair in the nude eating cheetos and watch the rockets on FSN dominate while I quietly chuckle to myself and fantasize about the RPD... especially the little asian one named Ann.

    Right before this I would take DNA samples of Yao for his height, Kobe for his killer instict, M Jordan... bc he is MJ, brooks for his speed, Scola for his hair, Nash for his shooting skills, Dianna Ross for her angelic voice, Will Ferrel for his comedic sense of humor and a unicorn.

    I would then inject said mixture into yaos unborn sons DNA and then buy his rights to play basketball for the rockets when he is of age.

    I would then use my time machine once again to travel to the future to bring a now adult size Yao baby DNA mixed Monstrosity Beast to present day and have him play with the 2010 rockets alongside Hakeem.

    Sitting once again with only tube socks on in my beanbag chair eating cheetos, I would check CF under the clever guise of my screen name, DD, and read all the posts on how awesome the rockets are and how great DM is...quietly chuckle to myself and fantasize about the RPD.... especially the little asian one named Ann...



    SB
     
  7. ryano2009

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    ask the cheerleaders to dance in my office everyday... ;)
     
  8. Carl Herrera

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    If I were Daryl Morey I would get her done.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Slimjim19

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    I would stop letting T-mac rot and trade him already.
     
  10. AggieDentist

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    extremely witty and humorous comment. props. i LOL'ed at this, and i never LOL.
     
  11. Francis 4 ever

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    I would trade T-Mac for KMartin/Nocioni/KThomas. Move Thomas to NO for Okafor.

    Beg all the higher ups to spend into the lux tax to sign Scola/Lowry.

    Sign Von Wafer or McCants
     
  12. Codman

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    If I were Daryl Morey, I would...

    -Make a small trade to acquire Jarvis Hayes
    -Trade Tracy and Brian to the Wizards for Caron and Brendan
    -Continue to improve the team with intentional planning.
    -Not allow Trevor to be the primary ball handler at any time.
    -Force Trevor to post up more.
    -Not break up Scola and Landry...ever.
    -Realize that the Rockets have the most loyal fans. :grin:
     
  13. gladiatorx1

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    or streak during half time
     
  14. topfive

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    Dude, that's not a her -- that's Luis Scola!! :eek:
     
  15. scottie brooks

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    Manu: When its not cold outside... Its usually this big!

    Luis: ooOOHHhhh...
     
  16. ericmark

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    Now I get it. I hurt my TMJs after LOL.
     
  17. cjtaylorpt

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    The most popular decision is hardly the best decision.
     
  18. Slimjim19

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    LOL, nice caption.
     
  19. Roxxxxme

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    Say, how about what if i was Leslie Lee Alex Ander? That would be more effective somehow.
     

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