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What would you rename the "Rockets"?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. thino

    thino Contributing Member

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    hahhahahaa this one was good. i literally lol'd irl. this thread is hilarious
     
  2. YaoMac09

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    Houston Magpies

    And heres the logo

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    Change the Australian flag to the American flag, EST 2010, and replace Collingwood football club with The Houston Magpies


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    Replace the football with a bball and make the shorts longer
     
  3. OpportunityCost

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    The Houston Cosmos

    Cosmos - an orderly and harmonious system(in reference to our team play), synonymous with Universe. Also similar to cosmopolitan. Houston can be considered a cosmopolitan city.
     
  4. RudyTBag

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. YaoMac09

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    Probs change a few more things to avoid getting sued.
     
  6. OpportunityCost

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    or The Houston Vapors (from water vapor)
     
  7. gladiatorx1

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    houston shock & awe bombs over baghdad
     
  8. pdewalt

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    The Houston Flop-Stars
    The Houston Transitioners
    " " Fastbreakers
    " " Adelman Experience/Experiment
    or Les's Kids!!!

    Had my fun and now I'm done. :grin:
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Houston Pecan Sandies.


    You know... for the sexual meaning.


    I'm also partial to The Houston Jazz Suck.

    It really rolls off the tongue.
     
  10. YaoMac09

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    Houston Midgets
     
  11. Mark

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    Thank you! Somebody else finally sees it too. See my post on page 2, #29. He starts off this thread by mentioning Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton......

    The first thing I thought when reading it was "wow that's kind of random." But then it clicked....

    Something's up and Clutch is trying to stir the pot!
     
  12. johnfitz55

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    The Houston ...***** the Jazz.
     
  13. I Trip Midgets

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    Uhmm. Houston Rockets because we have NASA in Houston? The Astros being all about outer space and the Comets? Rockets blasting off to check out on the Comets and Astros? And possibly self destructing up there to blow the whole universe up into all kinds of probabilities?

    Great Thread.
     
  14. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Houston Martha Fockers

    Something probably is up but it doesn't make sense unless its a 3 way! Houston, Philly, and Washington.

    My guess. *shrug*
     
  15. s3ts

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    Houston Petro

    Houston Black Gold

    Houston Oil Companies

    Houston Swamps
     
  16. Pete Chilcutt

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    Im with Rocketball on this one, seems too random..

    Something is up, or we just are too paranoid
     
  17. RudyTBag

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    Huh? I just read it again and I really can't see what you guys are talking about... :confused:
     
  18. Kam

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    Houston Flying CockRoaches.

    Houston Rollie Pollies

    Basketball Club Houston (BC Houston)

    Houston Avengers

    Houston That Man in the Shadows that Stalk you.

    Houston Armadillos

    Houston Rock Its.
     
  19. YaoMac09

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    I wouldn't get too serious, remember when he posted Amare in a Rockets jersey?
     
  20. woket

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    Same here.

    Otherwise ... HOUSTON CLUTCH ... aren't we ClutchFans after all?
     

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