I assume this is an attempt at humor. IMO there is a deal already in place to occur as soon as a specific date is reached. Don't know what it is, but our team is too lopsided now. No starter for 2 out of 5 positions on the team doesn't sound like Morey. I do think it will be a trade and not an FA hiring.
You forgot about the part where he does not into any offfense where he is not the number one option examples Denver and the Pistons
I believe too that a trade is waiting to happen. Morey is just playing the field and assessing for the right deal that would elevate the Rockets to the next level. Patience is a virtue.
I've heard he usually tries to go to third base on the 2nd date, but that was in Boston. He may have slowed down a little for Houston (or sped up?) Any of his former dates posting here?
Battier is worth an expiring contract and a first round pick. I would consider that more than fair, especially because the entire league is heading towards a salary cap reduction.
Some of you may of saw this, maybe not but it looks like not much is going on right now trade wise. http://twitter.com/clutchfans