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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. Galaksy

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    Tappy tap tap that woogy wah wah chalooga
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Ugh I am so chicken, I just had a Skype conversation with an English-speaking friend of mine (girl), and I really wanted to ask, but couldn't get myself to do it.

    I think I need to do it if we both ever happen to be online after a few drinks.

    By the way, people have already registered all the domains with tap that...there are a bunch more at canitapthat.com
     
  3. geeimsobored

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    If you're drunk it doesnt work because you cant play it off as a joke. If you're drunk texting someone "can I tap that" then there's a level of reality to it.

    If you're straight sober and do it, you can justifiably call it a joke.
     
  4. ItsMyFault

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to moestavern19 again.
     
  5. RudyTBag

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    Haha, Nice work guys! Do not let this thread die.......ever.


    I tried it twice, and neither are worth posting. I will try a few more as soon as I can...
     
  6. RunninRaven

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    See. Sometimes the married ones can be hilarious too. This should be allowed for everyone.

    Also, moes, you and finals kids are going to be so weird. They are going to grow up referencing obscure BBS memes, asking people for ride rides and explaining to their grandparents how "people suppose get horny".

    It's going to be awesome.
     
  7. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    i got two chicks really pissed at me for doing this.

    sad part is neither convo is worthy of posting either.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    I KNOW I'm not the only one who got this. AWESOME.
     
  9. Cook1ez

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    (11:00 AM) - Her: david :(
    (11:00 AM) - Me: helloooo
    (11:00 AM) - Her: hi :)
    (11:00 AM) - Me: whats up?
    (11:00 AM) - Her: nathing just at work you?
    (11:00 AM) - Me: about to go play hockey in a bit
    why the sad face?
    (11:01 AM) - Her: nice nice i miss you man .. that's why im sad
    (11:01 AM) - Me: its no reason to be sad!
    its a good thing, cuz i miss you too;)
    (11:01 AM) -Me: are you coming anytime soon?
    (11:04 AM) - Her: !!!! I don't know I'm not sure
    Honestly I don't know
    (11:04 AM) - Her: School is starting soon but I can't promise anything
    (11:04 AM) Me: ahh well i got a question
    (11:05 AM) - Her: whats up :)
    (11:05 AM) - Me: when am i gonna tap that?
    (11:05 AM) - Her: Whenever I see you again maybe
    (11:07 AM) - Me: haha:p
    sounds gooodd
    (11:07 AM) - Me: ill let you tap me too a little:p
    (11:08 AM) - Her: I've always liked the way you think :)
    (11:08 AM) - Me: so you better get your butt over here soon
    (11:09 AM) - Her: I'll try I promise!!!


    Just had to try it yesterday after reading all the posts!! This was a chat rather than Text. So far, 1/1. I'll be shooting for more eventually haha
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    [16:39:38] me: oh by the way, i had a question
    [16:40:04] her: yes?...
    [16:40:23] her: you want to know my secrect to looking so good?
    [16:40:39] her: its mainly house white wine i have to thank
    [16:40:47] me: nah i wanted to ask
    [16:40:58] me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
    [16:41:39] her: hahahaha!
    [16:41:53] her: you been listening to some gangster rap?
    [16:42:01] me: :)
    [16:42:32] me: nah the internets told me to ask that
    [16:42:44] her: the internet?

    ...normal conversation...had to explain it, was too embarrassed (she is a colleague)... :eek:

    I'll try to act longer as if I was serious the next time!
     
  11. TheBigAristotle

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    you propose a good strategy. i will try this with facebook contacts :D
     
  12. The_Yoyo

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    me: Yo JJ I have a question for you
    her: yea?
    me: so when are you gonna let me tap that?
    her:ihhh shut ur hole!! Must have a thing for pregnoids haha
    me: so is that a yay or nay?
    her: Obviously a nay for a few reasons ha
    U didnt deny the pregnant thing ha




    uh-oh
     
  13. LANIMIRC

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    Isthis from Houston-Imports?
     
  14. smoove shoez

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    Bumpin back to first page.

    This thread can't of run its course.

    Come on fellas - this thread was about the only thing that
    got me through work yesterday.
     
  16. PointForward

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    Mazyar- when are you gonna let me tap that?
    "her"-whenever you want, I just have to tell you something first
    Mazyar- what?
    "her"- I have a schlong, so I"m gonna be the one tappin that
    *Mazyar falls in a faint of happiness*
     
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  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    +1, repped
     
  18. dakeem1

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    It was my girlfriend, so it was too easy but here it is:

    gf: just letting you know that i'm downstairs waiting for you

    me: hey. can i ask youy something?

    gf: what is it?

    me: when you fona let me tap that?

    gf: when you've been a super bad boy.
     
  19. BetterThanEver

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    Um, how does "she" tap you back? :eek: Does "she" have equipment for that?
     
  20. smoove shoez

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    I believe she does.
    [​IMG]
     

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