me: hey V, whats up? Her: it has! whats going on? we hardly talk anymore me: yeah thats not my fault really i have called her: no you have so whats new you still working at ****? me: yeah which reminds me i have something to ask you her: sure what? me: so when you going to let me tap that? her: huh? me: when are you going to let me tap that? her: this isnt shri, you must have found his phone I am going to call him at work and tell him what you're doing to his friends!!! 10 mins later my work phone rings me: hello? her: hey shri its V the person who has your phone is sending out rude texts to your friends me: what my phone is right here and I dont get why you never let me know if I could tap that at this point I start laughing couldnt hold it in anymore her: WTF?? seriously? dude I was worried that you lost your precious iphone me: anyways so whats your answer? her: we'll see next time I am in town and how much booze you have, you ass me: thats a start the rest of the convo was just personal friend stuff between her and I, a college friend of mine that moved up to oregon but still has family here. I may try it on another friend but knowing her she'll drive over to where I work and slap me across the face, i may do it just for fun to see her reaction.
ok well shes still texting me, i havent completely admitted it was a joke. I'll keep yall posted after work.
jut realized the convo took a turn for not making any sense cause now shes talking to me like im somebody else? Her: oops sorry Me: sorry about what Her: wrong msg Her: ment for somebody else Me: ahh ok sorry lol
LOL..."You must spread more reputation around before giving more to Raven Lunatic". I could text the wife this question but considering she just started her P, I know what the answer is going to be.
I must admit, I thought this thread was pretty stupid when I first opened it this morning. But now I'm laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work, everyone. I'm going to wait a while until my wife and her friends are nice and tipsy to do mine. Should be another hour or 2.
Me: I'm just going to get down to it... you going to let me tap that? Her: Excuse me?! Me: Whoops! Sorry mom, wrong Jazmine.
I didn't know what to expect when I started but I ended up with solid gold! I sent it to my ex-wife and my girlfriend. First the one with the ex-wife: me: hey how you doin? her: great! how are YOU doin? me: workin and wanting to go home. Hey I have an important question for you.... her: Did you just call me? me: No, I have an important question though DAMNIT! her: Oh god. What? her: Okay s***. I'm trying to call you. What is your question? **I didn't answer her calls** me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: I knew it! You little biatch LOL but seriously though....tomorrow? me: I knew you missed it her: I knew you missed it me: LOL anyway I'm gonna tap that like a keg at a college party her: why are you being a bad ass? me: cause I know you like it when I'm a bad ass Now the one with my girlfriend: me: what's up beautiful? her: Ah! Not much! How about u? me: workin on wires and ready to get out of here. Hey I have a question for you... her: Oh really!!!....well I'm sure i have an answer for u....what is the question? me: when can I tap that? her: What? Tap what? me: that ass! her: wow baby! u feelin a little horny? U can tap this ass anytime u want it! me: Thats my girl!
Me: Hey girl, so when u gonna let me tap that? Her: Huh? Me: Is huh Vietnamese for Tuesday? Her: your not making sense in htown today Me: I'll be in HTown this weekend. How 'bout I tap it then? Her: ur dumb Conclusion: vietnamese chicks are lame
I am currently weighing my options . This thread could single handedly cause the clutchfans community's sexual activity to increase,lol
Chow Yun Fat: Hey ViVi, when can I tap that? Vivi: Hey i am waiting , baby . Chow Yun Fat: So can I tap that? Vivi: This time i know this is you's . i am so happy . Chow Yun Fat: How do you know this is me and not some joke? Vivi: because i call you to you phone dead . so i know you phone not with you . Chow Yun Fat: Ok. For real, can I tap that? Vivi: feel so sick. i dont know where you go .but i hope you come back tomorrow Chow Yun Fat: I'm not going anywhere, I just want to tap... Vivi: i dont want anything .. i am sorry baby, you the different . Chow Yun Fat: Wait. So now I cannot tap? Vivi: offen do something no brain . you teach me a lot things . you know i miss you baby. I love you
This exchange just took place between me and my friend Marcela: Me: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Her: Working Me: Where? Her: Same place Me: Cool, you wanna **** when you get off work? Her: What? Me: Do you wanna have sex and hook up later on tonight? Her: Haha you're funny Me: Lol I guess that's a no Her: Of course not, you think I'm going to get off from work tired and go to your house just for a ****. I don't even talk to you or see you that often. What kind of girl do you think I am? Me: A dirty one Her: You're crazy, I'll call you later.
Well I'm getting married to my gf in September so maybe I can propose it as a changing of the guard, like my ex-wife is passing me off to my new wife just in a 3some kind of way.
