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Does everyone else get nothing but penis pill ad banners

Discussion in 'ClutchFans Feedback' started by dharocks, Jan 9, 2009.

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  1. dharocks

    dharocks Contributing Member

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    ... or is it just me? :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  2. gwatson86

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    I get nothing but starving African children. I really hate the one with the 4 second countdown timer and then the kid disappears.
     
  3. Apollo Creed

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    This is a really advanced website. The ads are designed to meet the individual browser's needs.
     
  4. v3.0

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    I was thinking it was tailoring to the member's browsing history and patterns. Either way the OP wants a bigger schlong.
     
  5. blender

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    Does anyone else get the "Having too big a penis getting you down?" ad banners?

    Or is it just me? :confused:
     
  6. Clutch

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    You might need to post more specifics, but you likely have a virus ... there's nothing like that on ClutchFans.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    You might need to post more specifics, but you likely have a virus on it... there's nothing like that on Clutchfans.

    WTH, man... why would you complain about that? 'Dem ads be lyin', huh? :p
     
  8. blender

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    Sorry, just a joke. My ads are actually all clutches, torques, and BONZI ProBoat parts. I have no idea what any of those things are.

    Wishingful thinking on my part, I guess. :D
     
  9. KingCheetah

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    Sounds like he has chlamydia -- see a doctor immediately.
     
  10. T-Yao

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    dudee i see it too theres one right now

    "want to shock girls?"'
    "add inches with vimax"

    thers another one that theres like 5 guys with cowboy hats covering their pvt....its disturbing
     
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  12. Apollo Creed

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    Stop using internet explorer, first of all.

    Download firefox.

    Download Adblock plus.

    Now you'll be stuck with your tiny penis forever!
     
  13. Easy

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    Man, I can't stop laughing...
     
  14. T-Yao

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    i use safari
     
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    I'm getting bald eagles flying over a mountain landscape with a pond below. I can't figure out what the advertisement is for.
     
  16. cson

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    I've never seen any of those. On the board I only get Prevent Wildfires, which is odd because I have been preventing wildfires, I have.
     
  17. Jet Blast

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    Turns out it's an advertisement for screen savers. I accidently moved my mouse pointer over the ad and saw the writing.
     
  18. david_rocket

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    Yep, me too, I only got that ad
    and also ads by Google
     
  19. Apollo Creed

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    AMURRRICA
     
  20. dharocks

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    I guess this actually turned out to be the case. I almost never run any sweeps or anything like that since I have a mac, but I ran macscan and now I can happily report that it's all World of Warcraft and Rachael Ray's miracle diet ads.
     
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