First things first. You need to understand two things about me: 1> I *love* T-Mac. 2> I *hate* T-Mac. In my defense, it's his own damn fault. He does things that keep me in this perpetual state of limbo. Now then, on to the point of this thread: I have finally solved the riddle, the enigma that is Tracy McGrady. And my conclusion is... T-Mac is Hancock. Check it out: He has super-human powers that nobody can dispute. But he doesn't know where he fits in, which leads to him doing and saying some totally dumbass things from time to time. The public reacts unfavorably, and our hero becomes quite surly and refuses to perform those spectacular feats that only he is capable of. So we get really upset with him -- and then out of nowhere, he decides it's time to shut everyone up and does something so other-worldly that we can't help but be awed once again. After which he inevitably says or does something stupid, and the cycle repeats. The question is: What are we going to do with McHancock? I myself am going to hope that this year, his behavioral cycle syncs up so that during the playoff run, he's wearing the costume and pulling us all behind him in his wake as he thrashes the supervillains like The Hornet, Kobryant, the Green Menace, King James, The Spur and (most of all) The Sloan Gang on the way to a victory parade. If he's not in sync with the playoffs, though, it's going to be an ugly spring.
ahh, the difference is that Hancock is forever young, our McHancock had age knocking on his door. Plus our McHancock is just a mere man
Well, based on the movie... Spoiler Does that make Yao = Charlize Theron? Better yet, Charlize TheRON = Ron Artest? If either is the case, then McHancock can only exist and be his typical badass self if he's away from Yao/Ron. If this is true, are you implying he needs to be somewhere else to thrive? I hope that's not the case. Pretty funny comparison though.
How about Tracy Mcbitch? That sounds a bit better.... Or Tracy Mc(take a huge dump on Rocket fans, coaches, teammates, legacy)
See that's the problem . . .he too close to that woman! Rocket River *grin* then again . . maybe the woman is inside of him . . .
I am beginning to think Houston fans don't deserve t-mac. Maybe he should be traded to a city that would be happy to have his talents. Seriously - you guys are incredible.
