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Swiss time traveler makes careless mistake

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Dec 28, 2008.

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  1. Mr. Mooch

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    Ignore the 'non-believers'. They're actually DTC (Department of Time Correction) agents sent back to try to fix this situation.
     
  3. B-Bob

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    I learned a lot about time travel in the movie "Time Crimes" (Crono Crimenes) just last night. It's based on real events.

    Here is a helpful diagram, drawn by the scientist in the movie.

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    I am a big-time believer. The equations shown in this movie are totally legit physics equations that lead to time travel. (The only mistake in the movie is that scientists don't really wear polo shirts, ever.)
     
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    "Lads, here's to stinking rich."
     
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    Where were you able to locate it? I noticed Blockbuster online doesn't even carry it, unless it has another title.
     
  6. Happy Mac

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    one of our customers here at work is a time traveler. we sent him an e-mail and received the following out of office:

    "i will be out of the office from 12/20/08 to 12/31/08 and will return on 10/16/08".

    whoa.
     
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    And then there's that Australian time traveling dude who uses the 7 legged spider pictures as payments, a la 2123.
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    I bet this is what the time traveller looked like
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    Whoops my bad.. That's Austrian not Swiss..
     
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    "And here's to Kevin!
     
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    I finally got a chance to see that movie 3 years from now.
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    Unless he created another parallel universe, one with the correction and the other without it.
     
  12. nyquil82

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    I think the only logical explanation is that time travel causes shrinkage. Now that we know this, no man will invent time travel and the watch should disappear. Mystery solved.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    Here is an animated diagram for the time travel naysayers -- never underestimate the sneaky Swiss.
     
  14. JuanValdez

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    It's hard to argue with that.
     
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    Yeah, at least in this day and age.
     
  16. DonnyMost

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    This thread is killing me.

    You guys are a hoot.
     
  17. aeroman10

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    Do not fear, Van Damme will fix everything

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  18. SuperBeeKay

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    I was in the future and knew you would make this post
     
  19. aeroman10

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    Wait..what if the time machine from Ebay really works?
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    I was in the past and didn't
     

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