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Emmitt Smith, kill yourself.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Miguel, Nov 25, 2008.

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  1. Miguel

    Miguel Contributing Member

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0h1DRRB7_Ac&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0h1DRRB7_Ac&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #1 Miguel, Nov 25, 2008
  2. BiGGieStuFF

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    What am i listening for?? I'm not getting it.
     
    #2 BiGGieStuFF, Nov 25, 2008
  3. macalu

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    i believe its a dig at Emmitt's speaking skills.
     
    #3 macalu, Nov 25, 2008
  4. Miguel

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    Speaking skills, plus calling Deuce McAllister, "Duce Staley", former Philly Eagles RB.
     
    #4 Miguel, Nov 25, 2008
  5. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    well that requires a "kill yourself"
     
    #5 pgabriel, Nov 25, 2008
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Usually if you have to explain a joke, well.... it probably wasn't that funny.
     
    #6 ima_drummer2k, Nov 25, 2008
  7. Miguel

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    Nomar would approve.
     
    #7 Miguel, Nov 25, 2008
  8. moestavern19

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    Wheres that blog that makes fun of Emmitt on a weekly basis?

    He's a horrific commentator, he speaks like he has a 6th grade education.
     
    #8 moestavern19, Nov 25, 2008
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Whelp. Elliot Smith did. Whats a few letters.
     
    #9 Ziggy, Nov 25, 2008
  10. RudyTBag

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    Miguel you suck.............
     
    #10 RudyTBag, Nov 25, 2008
  11. moestavern19

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    You guys don't understand the context of "kill yourself"

    BBS poster Nomar was fond of saying that to people who made small errors in judgment, so it has become a fond saying among a few us.

    Think of it as a more tongue-in-cheek way of saying FAIL!
     
    #11 moestavern19, Nov 25, 2008
  12. pmac

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    You guys don't think you made up that usage of "kill yourself", do you?

    Just asking, cause i've been hearing that for a very long time.
     
    #12 pmac, Nov 25, 2008
  13. SwoLy-D

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    "deuce staley is the nose, is the guy that runs it runs the ball in short line situations in goal line situations. They bring him in to clean up the finishing touches of work on the football field..."

    :confused:

    Time for the EMMITT vs. CLYDE who's worse thread...?
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Nov 25, 2008
  14. moestavern19

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    What the hell are you asking me?

    Did you even read what I said?

    No we did not "make up" that usage.

    We just started saying it.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Nov 25, 2008
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    Sorry, didn't mean to rile you up.

    It just looked like you were saying that some dude named Nomar made it up and you guys started using it.

    I guess not...
     
    #15 pmac, Nov 25, 2008
  16. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    emmitt is WAY worse than clyde

    i heard the 'duce staley' gaff last night. I was just sitting there waiting, cause you could hear Stu Scott just itching to get a "Deuce MCCALLister" name drop in there.
     
    #16 kaleidosky, Nov 25, 2008
  17. The Real Shady

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    I'm amazed how they give commentary jobs to anybody who was a former star in the league. So many other professional sports casters and former NFL players who can do a better job then Emmitt.
     
    #17 The Real Shady, Nov 25, 2008
  18. Lil Pun

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    Smith is atrocious and should kill himself.
     
    #18 Lil Pun, Nov 25, 2008
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    The same reason why Clyde Drexler has a job. It's name recognition. People will remember it was Emmit Smith on last night who said blah blah blah, not the backup retired punter from the 86 Patriots. This thread is proof.

    Not all former stars survived the sportscaster role. Joe Montana sucked hard when he was behind the mic, and rightfully got the boot.
     
    #19 v3.0, Nov 25, 2008
  20. Iron McFist

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    Better gaffes:

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iGT08DTk3NM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iGT08DTk3NM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Minus the stupid laugh track
     
    #20 Iron McFist, Nov 25, 2008
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