In case you guys wanted to hear "The Douchiest Phone Message in History:" http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ It's amazing.
Amazing is an understatement. I don't have a word for what that was. I can't imagine how hard that chick must have been laughing when she heard those 2 messages. The only way it would have been better would be if he had called a 3rd time.
oh my good lord... what the heck! This guy needs a serious smack. And it has to be a set up! LOL Could someone be that "douchbaggery"?
I've worn Affliction shirts several times (daughter works at a store that sells them) so I guess I'm a douche.
Naw, that doesn't necessarily count. If your daughter gave you the shirts without you asking for them (like a fathers day gift) - No homo - I mean... No douchebaggery.
No. I can probably name 10 off the top of my head. At least the ones I can remember. I've been seeing my brother and his pals with "TAPOUT" shirts, and... I must say, they look rather comfortable and the designs are nice and even some of them have the MEXICAN colors on them... but... he's not out there flaunting his 1000's of tattoos or showing chicks his muscles or anything... I guess the way you carry yourself out there to the public will define your douchebaggery level. If you talk like the guy whose YouTube'd video is on the first page, then yes. If I am a scrawny guy with those Affliction shirts... am I still a douche? Hmmm...
The first thing I thought about when she bought it for me were those idiots who acted cool when wearing them. I study the art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and know a lot of those kids. My wife says I look nice in them, so thats all that matters. I dont fight or look for fights either. The last time I was in a fight ('93) I got all scratched up, but you should've seen her.
^ Ay, sí tú, mister Royce Shamrock Ortiz... o cómo se llama...? That guy that fights in the pentagon...!