Actually I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. So, you know, I'll be expecting that nickel.
Hey Baby, do you like to play Pearl Harbor? Yeah, it's where I lay down and you blow the **** out of me.
Hi, my name's Glen Quagmire. You should remember that 'cause you're gonna be screaming it later tonight. I'd let you pee in my face just so I could see where it came from.
That's good one, but I believe I'm the only one around these parts that can use it effectively. Yes, let me have it... You will touch her surface (or him, not that there's anything wrong with that) at ONE POINT! Well done, sir. Let's try that with an ARC now.
not really related, but following the engineering theme: An Engineer's love song! I was alone and all was dark Beneath me and above My life was full of volts and amps But not the spark of love But now that you are here with me My heart is overjoyed You turn the square of my heart Into a sinusoid You load things from my memory Onto my system's bus My life was once assembly code But now it's C++ I love the way you solder things My circuits you can fix The voltage across your diode is much more than just point six You have charged my life, increased my gain And made my maths discrete And now I'll end my poem here Control, Alt, and Delete.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. "Do you know my watch has magical powers. It can tell me anything." "Yeah right" "No, really. In fact, its telling me that you aren't wearing any panties" "Sorry to tell you this, but, your watch is wrong. I do have panties on" "Damn. It must be an hour fast" I have just 4 words for you: Hol - I - Day - In
Your left leg is like thanksgiving and your right is like Christmas, why don't you open them up so we can meet in between the holidays!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. Our love is like dividing by zero - you cannot define it.
