A Christmas Story sucks. TBS sucks. I don't know why Turner blows this movie. You know what they need to show?...24 hours of Trading Places. Billy Ray Valentine. Louis Winthorp III. The Dukes. Now that is a holiday classic.
Are your serious? Christmas Story rocks. I know someone who is not getting a official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.
I'm waiting for 24 - Christmas Eve. Jack Bauer has 24 hours to stop the Grinch from stealing Christmas, President Logan gets a visit from the ghost of David Palmer who teaches him to reform his ways and Tony Almeda shoots his eye out.
Ralphie is gay (NTTIAWWT). Hey, Trading Places is on Comedy Central right now! Who's been putting their Kools out on my floor?
What's the problem numbnuts, is TBS the only channel you get out there on the Cahulawassee River? Try some putting some tin foil on those rabbit ears.
People who don't like this movie probably didn't have a traditional childhood. I'm at my parents house now and the power went out a while ago and sure enough my oldman was outside cursing up a storm while he flipped fusebox switches trying to get the upstairs power back on. OHHHHH FUUUUUDDDDGGGGE
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