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Yao Ming = Mating Season

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KALIKULI, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. KALIKULI

    KALIKULI Contributing Member

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    What is lacking from Yao Ming this days is his stamina and a good night rest. Since he got married this year, it seems like he is not fired up or has lack of energy to push his body to what he is capable of doing. With all the new wife and everything, he needs to slow down on love making.

    Slow down Big Fella! You got to carry this team. And it seems like everyone we need on this team are all pretty much in place. Please try to win a championship for Houston!! :cool:
     
  2. BigMac21

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    lock this garbage
     
  3. TeamUSA

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    That's a foul call right there.
     
  4. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    you have problems, but you're funny so i like you
     
  5. Eddie5ball

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    The poster of this thread is probably mad he is not getting any, too much time on his hands and not much on anything else! :eek: This should be closed.
     
  6. ParaSolid

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    Hahahha! That gave me a good laugh! Good thread!
     
  7. Yetti

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    Sounds like jumping to conclusions :p
     
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    worst thread ever..
     
  9. wreck

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    come on people if we were winning games and yao was slumping, everyone would get a good laugh out of it.

    lighten up
     
  10. cshen

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    kidnap Ye Li, save the Rockets!
     
  11. DCballer

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    I second that. THE WORST THREAD EVER! Lock this crap.
     
  12. SamFisher

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    The greats of the game did a lot more mating than Yao ever did. I mean Magic would allegedly mate during halftime of Laker games.
     
  13. JSub

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    People here have no sense of humor.
     
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    So rafer is in mating season 24/7/365?
     
  15. Precision340

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    Rafer just sucks!!
     
  16. Bandwagoner

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    Yeah most of the other great NBA centers never have sex.

    [​IMG]
     
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    YOFs, for god's sake shut the f*** up!!!

    boy, do YOFs bother the crap out of me.. it's a humorous thread, it's not "Hating" "bashing" or "trashing" your super hero Yao Ming, who has 2 straight game with 14 points or less.. it won't hurt his feelings if one guy cracked a joke at him getting some..

    it's you, YOFs, that aren't "getting any" because you're too busy thinking about Yao's thunder thighs.. :D
     
  19. Seven

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    How to relax?
     
  20. Shroopy2

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    [​IMG]= Low Stamina


    [​IMG]= IRON MAN
     

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