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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Grizzled, Dec 8, 2001.

  1. Grizzled

    Grizzled Member

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    I'm not sure if this has been posted here yet, so my apologies if it has. I'm told it came from a Vikings board.

    Q. What's the difference between the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & the Taliban?
    A. The Taliban has a running game

    Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 49?
    A. 0-7, 0-14, 0-21, 0-28, 0-35, 0-42, 0-49

    Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

    Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
    A. Put up goal posts

    Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
    A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
    A. A thief

    Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was stolen?
    A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

    Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
    A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS

    Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and opossums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

    Q. How can you tell when the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are going to run the football?
    A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

    :D
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    :D

    Good one. Must forward... :)
     
  3. Surfguy

    Surfguy Contributing Member

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    Dude....it's been posted already in this forum....BY YOU!!!!!

    :rolleyes:
     
  4. Grizzled

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    Just a little experiment to see how the heading affects the number of views. Nobody (2 people) was reading the first one with Vikings in the title. I guess the cat's out of the bag now though. :D
     
  5. RocketsPimp

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    Feeling desperate for attention today, Grizzled??

    :rolleyes:
     
  6. A-Train

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    The sad part is, by just editing a few words, you can turn most of those jokes into Rockets jokes :(
     
  7. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I've heard this joke before, but it was about the Detroit Lions.
     
  8. Smokey

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    Has that ever happened before? Now I've seen everything!

    LOL :D
     

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