Guy Talk Topic #1: How's It Hanging?

i'm not telling you creepy f*ckers.

 

I have two of them, they are like mighty pink boa constrictors forever wrestling against he forces of evil.

 

OMG..

 

Down around my ankles.

 

I am now playing with myself.

 

I don't know.. First Lady should know..

 

OrangeCounty, you're right-footed.

It's easy to determine:

If you're right-footed, meaning that your right leg is dominant, it will hang to the left and curve. It will curve to the right otherwise.

On the other hand: if you tuck it, it will curve downward. If you put it up against your glory trail or abdomen, it will be straight.

Most adult video stars will be chosen if theirs is straight. Rarely do you see a "crooked" or bent one in videos.

Thadeus, if yours are side-by-side, they will curve up or down. If they are one on top of the other, they will curve either one left and one right, or both one way, but not up and down.

YOUNGSTERS (3814, SLRocket, et.al., I can't remember any more), there's still time to fix it if it is bent one way or the other. You can TRAIN IT to go the other way or to straighten it while you are young, for you get the most chances to let it fix itself. Once you get older, you won't.

ENJOY it while you can.

 

its about to go play hide n go see

 

To the right for some reason.

I thought everyone else's was straight and I was the minority.

 

Thick, slick, and hard as a brick.

Thanks for asking.

 

Have you ever seen someone put a curve in a ribbon but scraping it with a scissors blade?

I always thought that if it curved to the left, it meant you were a righty and you just jerked it too often.

 

This is a cleverly designed racist thread.

 

Rising up at the moment

 

Right along side my left leg.

 

Heavy. Reaaal heavy.

 

You guys know that how it hangs determines which brain is dominant?

 

Wrong forum. This thread is headed straight for D&D.

 

over my shoulder