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Photoshop the Offseason

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RedRowdy111, Jul 19, 2007.

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  1. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    I hope they're not Scottish Tranvestites... :eek:
     
  2. smasstastic

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    I like how you tried to keep it height relative.
     
  3. King of 40 Acres

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    posted this a few times here it is again

    [​IMG]
     
  4. kevC

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    Hehehe, have you guys seen This

    "BIG WHUP! DARYL MOREY RAPED THE SPURS! BIG WHUP!"
     
  5. varuscelli

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    Great stuff, mogrod...

    I'm debating whether to show it to my daughter, though. She's a Harry Potter fan and is already frightened enough by some of the scenes. This might push her over the edge. :eek:

    Nice work, in any case. ;)
     
  6. caffreys_irish_ale

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    HOLY C**P THAT VIDEO IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
     
  7. varuscelli

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    Funny stuff, man. ;)
     
  8. abundance

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    Incredible! Steve had a growth spurt. He is 7ft tall.
     
  9. Carl Herrera

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    not a photo shop... but...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Tfor3

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    wt hell :confused:
     
  11. Manun

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    Can someone make this into a sig?
    Maybe write something like:
    "Be aware"
     
  12. crash5179

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    what the hell?!

    I'm not so sure I want him on the team any more :( :p
     
  13. varuscelli

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    Battier has obviously developed a bad attitude.

    This kind of thing could be truly detrimental to the team. :(

    :p
     
  14. edsky17sion

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    definitely NOT
     
  15. Carl Herrera

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    Relax guys, let's put this in the proper context:

    Shane was asked which of the draftees this year has the best potential to become the next Battier-type role player known for high IQ and defensive intensity.

    Shane: I like Chicago's pick, Joakim Noah.. you know Joakim Noah? No? The guy who looks like this?
     
  16. varuscelli

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    Thanks for the background/clarification... :)

    But I'll be keeping a close eye on Battier from this point on -- and covering my 5-year-old daughter's eyes when he appears in post-game press conferences. ;)
     
  17. varuscelli

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    Someone really needs to caption this one.

    "Look Mom! No nose ring!"

    or maybe

    "Shane Battier: Fewest Nose Hairs in the NBA"
     
  18. Carl Herrera

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    Make sure you don't let her watch any Bulls games, too.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. RiceDaddy07

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    Hahaha, that looks like Zach Randolph :)
     
  20. varuscelli

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    Yikes, that's liable to have both me AND my daughter averting out eyes. ;)

    Me to her: "I'm sorry sweetie, Daddy's too traumatized by by that bad man to watch any basketball with you today. Why don't we go out and play a little tennis?"
     

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