I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, and died a little inside at the same time. You're a horrible, horrible person. I approve.
Regarding the Ming the Merciless photo: The idea is that Boozer is Yao's nemesis, much like Ming was Gordon's nemesis. Furthermore, much like in the movie, Boozer enjoyed almost complete power over Yao as Ming did Flash. Of course, I'm hoping to see Yao eventually defeat Boozer... preferably by driving the inexplicable nose spike of a Mingan rocket through Boozer's frickin' spine.