Nice game for Cuttino after coming back from a hip injury: stats of note: 36 minutes 7-16 fg 0-3 3fg 3-3 from the line 3 defensive boards 4 assists 4 steals 4 tos 17 points. Solid effort. Hopefully Fran won't accuse the philistine from Philly of philandering his phat coach to get back on the phetching court. Not to mention OT's contribution. The one and two guard are locked up!!!
Cwisco enjoys phake photogwaphy. Mobes is wockin. Can he keep wockin for the weguwa season? Can the center howd? Philisophical, no?
wighteuous wecap Heb unwealalistic to think Fwan can't step up to the plate and deliver anothew Wipper Awticle Wock ON!!!!
Fran Blineberry is a fine journalist who is seriously misunderstood. His writing is not about analysis of sports, but stretched metaphor and too cute insight. I hate him and will never read another Blind berry article.
Simple...a "hip" injury is an injury that people get because it's the "cool thing to get". The hippest injury in basketball, of course, is the sprained ankle. Everyone loves to get those. The mysterious "strained back" is also a very hip injury, because it's very hard to diagnose and document. Every NBA injured reserve list has at least one strained back on it. The ambiguous "flu like symptoms", previously an unhip injury, is making a big comeback ever since Jordan's memorable playoff game against the Jazz when he had those flu like symptoms. Torn ACLs, concussions, and dislocated shoulders are hip football injuries. Some unhip injuries include: ingrown tonails (very painful, but sounds like something you'd see the team pedicurist for, not the team doctor) Claw Toe (recent injury suffered by Shaquille O'Neal, who will undoubtedly suffer years of PR abuse) Gout (when was the last person to get gout? Ben Franklin?) Broken Nose (an unhip injury, because the player has to wear one of those god-awful clear face mask things
