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Congrats Utah

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by texanskan, May 5, 2007.

  1. texanskan

    texanskan Contributing Member

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    We all know that the Jazz with their clean traditional style of basketball will take it to the Rockets in game 7.

    The great Jerry Sloan will drink the blood of the short bald yankee and the mighty turk will force Yao to cry while Kiralinko stands over the heartless McGrady in victory.

    Battier, Head, Alston and Howard will bow to the great Williams, Harpring, Boozer and Gerieck.

    Utah will then go on and crush Golden State, San Antonio and whatever lesser East team to give glory to all of Utah and the misunderstood Mormons of Salt Lake City.

    All hail Utah, I just hope I can sell my tickets before this bloodbath at Toyota Center. I just pray Les and CD don't have heart attacks.

    We have no chance! Tell the basketball gods to book it and mark down Golden State at Utah in game one monday.
     
  2. MLittle577

    MLittle577 Contributing Member

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    Are you serious?

    or did you forget these [sarcasm][/sarcasm]
     
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    it's ok man. im always pessimistic with my sports teams. always hope for the worst. set yourself up for disappointment....it will be sweeter when we win
     
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    Hahaha that one made me laff
     
  6. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    lol. best post ever.
     
  7. texanskan

    texanskan Contributing Member

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    do you doubt the mighty Kiralinko? He is the most mentaly tough player in NBA history. This is why he has a max contract and a wife who understands.
     
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    Should i call this paradox?
     
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    Are you Rockets' fan? I read that post and i do not think so, but that's just your opinion
     
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    GIVE THEM NOTHING! TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!
     
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    can't you see he's trying to do a reverse jinx? especially after that "we have an easy schedule thread"
     
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    Utah will join their Mormon forces with the Scientology forces and summon a great monster from a volcano which will purify us!
     
  13. DwangBoy

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    yes.... hail the mighty jazzers..

    they will sing to us their tunes, putting us to sleep, all the while upping the Rocket's deficit.

    jazz... a black man's music--in this case a white man's basketball team. how ironic that the Rockets will fall to such a group.
     
  14. texanskan

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    the only good news is that Utah will be crushing us by 30 early in the third period so none of us will have to miss the fight.
     
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    I was wondering who took that moniker..... You will suffer :mad:
     
  16. DwangBoy

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    too bad for barkley, he's stuck for the long haul..
     
  17. RAPblue

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    Wtf is wrong with you?
     
  18. texanskan

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    only Rockets fans will want to watch the fight, the rest of the country will be rivated by the three headed monster of Boozer, Kiralinko, Okur. Led by Jerry "red" Sloan the mighty Jazz of Salt Lake (they don't allow music there that is how great it is) will crush our Houston Rockets.
     
  19. RAPblue

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    A reversal of the aged old "bad karma" superstition..I like! Keep it up :cool:

    Utah by 30.
     
  20. texanskan

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    your a homer if you don't see Sloan's greatness
     

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