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[Spanking it] Caught!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. unodostres

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    Haha. THe only funny scene in the whole movie. The rest was ****.

    I thought everyone watches sienfield, thats where the hand molding into masturation shape came from.
     
  2. Sishir Chang

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    Too....much....information....
     
  3. rodrick_98

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    5, 6, 8 times a day? :eek:


    i thought 2 and 3 was a bunch......


    typing with 1 hand?
     
  4. swilkins

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    I never really chowed down, but a friend referred to it as clorox pudding. I think he was referring to the smell.

    The girls need to chair this one.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Why is a question "too much information"?? :confused: He simply asked a question.

    I have not.
     
  6. Yaozer

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    My roommate has done it 11 times once while in high school. Thank GOD we live in separate rooms... that's just monstrous!

    I've maxed out at 5 in elementary... good days... I didn't have to clean up back then. Just grip, whip, rip, and zip it.

    I max out at 2 nowadays.. I run short of breath even after 1 now. Haven't done it as much now that I have a girlfriend who comes over almost everyday.

    BTW, I read somewhere that the more you hit it and quit it with yourself, the shorter you'll last when you're with a girl because your muscles down south are used to being.. used.. I guess.. for a lack of a better word.
     
  7. Sishir Chang

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    I know he just asked the question but personally I would rather not here a discourse about eating your own semem, especially before lunch.. :eek:
     
  8. Sishir Chang

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    Another problem I heard according to Dan Savage is that you get too used to your own touch and can't get off any other way.
     
  9. swilkins

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    And your point?


    :cool:
     
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  11. Yaozer

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    Haha touchè brother!

    A female friend of mine told me that while she was boning a guy she would poke his poopy hole and that would get the guy off.. so she suggested that guys should poke his own ArSenal while ripping it.

    Anyone tried this? Sounds a little on the edge on being on the ghey side for me..
     
  12. Bobblehead

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    Hey I was only curious. My wife describes it like sweet and sour sauce. But supposibly what you eat, affects the taste.
    I for one have come close to giving it a little taste, but I chickened out. I don't want to somehow like or enjoy it and then it become a habit of me eating my own spunk. So I'd rather now know, one way or the other.
     
  13. Bobblehead

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    Aw hell yeah it rocks. I'm not gay...BUT..they know what's going on in the back door. My wife has given me a little finger here or there during oral pleasure and I went somewhere I can't describe. Very very intense orgasm!!
     
  14. swilkins

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    Try it. It's not gay if you like it. You have to be willing to explore some.
     
  15. finalsbound

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    Sweet and sour sauce? Wow, you must eat a lot of fruits and veggies or something. My experience has been, sometimes it tastes like nothing and I can mix it with my spit and swallow easily, but a lot of times it's very bitter and I have to spit it out right away. I'm pretty sure it has to do with the diet...so you know, I encourage tangerine binges and other consumption of fruit. :)
     
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    If you love him, you would swallow it.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Some of y'all have tasted it?!? I won't even sleep in the wet spot.

    As far as how many times you can do it? I don't know. But I have had sex 7 times in one day a couple of times, so I'm sure I could yank it more than that. Not willing to experiment on that theory, though.
     
  18. finalsbound

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    Gagging isn't very pleasant...

    for me OR him.

    Another reason I spit and swish more is because he'll kiss me after that. When I swallow, he looks terrified of kissing for about an hour after. :D
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    This should be a rule: If your girl is willing to swallow, you have to be ready to kiss her directly afterwards. That's just a respect issue.
     
  20. finalsbound

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    Well, conversely, I'm always hesitant of kissing him after he goes down...
     

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