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Answer me this ... Batman Jones, et al

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jan 28, 2007.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Women can fake orgasms, but they cannot fake a giggle.

    true or not?
     
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    Paging finalsbound?
     
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    No clue, without asking i would guess they can fake a giggle.
     
  4. heypartner

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    of course they can. question is can you tell.
     
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    is batman jones a woman?
     
  6. heypartner

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    no...he's Batman...he has heard it all.

    so has Fatty Fat b*stard, for that matter. I just sit here waiting for what they think.
     
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    What's the difference between a giggle, and soft laugh, a chuckle, a snort-laugh...?

    I'm pretty sure any facial expression or noise can be faked, although if a woman's laugh sounds forced and she has a rude or disinterested look on her face...prettttty sure its fake.
     
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    do you giggle? do you giggle as a response to a flurt? Do you fake it? Or is it natural?
     
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    Well back in the ol' *flirting days* the only reaction I really faked was the "loud fast exhale through nose" laugh with the smile. When you get into giggling, the room for error is much larger. If you really like the guy though, it won't sound fake. The fake giggle only goes along with an uninterested reaction. All of this imo of course.
     
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    sort of. more like a woman that's constantly on her period.
     
  11. heypartner

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    la la la

    so what you are saying is you fake giggles and probably fake orgasms, too.

    what I'm saying is I can't really tell a fake orgasms...basically because I don't care at that point. I mean, the joke is "Why do women fake orgasms?" the answer is "Because they think we care."

    Now...but...giggles....during flirting. That's a different story. I care.

    I don't don't think you can fool me. but, then again, women are smarter than me.

    the other quote of the week is:

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
    -Robert A. Heinlein
     
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    Dude, if she's even still sitting there giggling, fake or not, she's into you.

    Then again she may just be the nice type who will make you think you're cute and funny til she strings you along and eventually crushes your heart, but that's probably not the case.
     
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    Wouldn't it be in their best interest NOT to fake the orgasm? That's what I always thought. Faking whatever noises they want to make, that's cool, I think that helps the situation.

    But if a woman is faking her orgasm, then it's basically telling the guy he doesn't have to try harder when I'm sure lots of guys would try harder if they knew that's what was required.


    About faking the flirt-giggle, they can definitely do that. It can be covering up sarcasm or a plain lie. Even the "I don't know how to lie" women are actually the best at lying. Those are the ones to watch out for.
     
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    Giggle. Real or faked... ALWAYS a positive thing. Women are always bad however.
     
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    True...True...
     
  16. RocketFan007

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    Exactly.
     
  17. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    your mean

    lol

    so, the other thing I'm thinking...do you like cats?

    ok, so have you ever tried to coax a stray cat out from underneath a house. you know the deal...just when you think you got them and are reaching out to pet it...it goes back under the house.

    cats = women
     
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    your jaded
     

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