Well, since everyone around here loves Dan Fegan so much, I decided to write a song about him...Time to bust out that old copy of <i>Slippery When Wet</i>...LIKE to here it, here it goes... Dealing with Fegan (sung to the tune of "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi) Hakeem used to play for the Rocks He wanted lots of cash He called his agent, Fegan...(he's tough) Shandon wanted somewhere to play Working for the Rocks, he wanted to stay so much..(so much) Dan Fegan says he'll hold on for lots more dough If Houston doesn't want you, he'll find somewhere else to go He is their agent They won't be po', no way He'll just ask for mo'!! <i>Chorus</i> OOOOOOH, It's just no fun WHOA! Dealing with Fegan Contract talks, they're all but done WHOA! Dealing with Fegan Hakeem now plays for the Raps Now he's on a team Playing with Vince-anity who dunks....so much Shandon went to New York to stay Through a sign and trade (look who we got) We got Glen Rice! He's nice... Too bad they held on for lots more green Now they're playing for some sorry Eastern Conference teams But we'll survive now We got this guy who's nice He's Stevie Franchise! <i>Repeat Chorus</i> OOOOH, Just one more guy on the Fegan list A guard with an afro named Moochie Norris!! <i>Repeat Chorus until you lose all your free agents, or until the Rockets win another NBA title</i>
That was freaking awesome A-Train. Great work. I really enjoyed singing that (in my head). Great hair metal reference!
