You guys make me sick, I mean gag reflex and vomit enducing sick. You all talk about how or why or whether you should have sex with a non human creature. It's just sickening that nobody has brought up the fact that you should be in love and married to any mythological creature before you engage in the act of love making. Nowhere in the Bible does it say you can have casual sex with Centaurs. This is how our country descends into Godlessness and chaos. Dammit, wait til you marry a Centaur before you f*ck it.
This is the exact reason why this is the greatest web site ever...only on Clutchfans can you find a four page thread about having sex with a creature that doesn't even exist.
You are so conservative. Relax, man, and have some pre-marital centaur sex. It's better than you think. And the guilt goes away eventually. Also, what would your children look like if you married a centaur and then somehow, had kids?
I don't know... according to his ex-girlfriends he was very well equipped. They would have considered him entering a monastery a sin. Besides, he would have depressed the rest of the monks. Something I never understood, and remember, this was a friend of mine, was how he scored with the ladies. Do some women find endless angst and bummerism appealing? There had to be some charm there, but he hid it well. Maybe it came out in the sack. Still, he managed to get into the sack, first, and some of them were real classy chicks. I could never understand it. Maybe women pass the word around, in a female underground sort of way, that a particular guy is well hung. Curiosity is aroused. The fellow is checked out, closely. Curiosity satisfied, most go on their way. Maybe that's it, or maybe no.
ROFL! I voted for all options. Silly thread starter allowed it to be a multiple option poll. I'd probably only accept some head from a hottie....since that half is human. Now, that is a quotable sentence!
