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Adios Hakeem Limericks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RichRocket, Aug 1, 2001.

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  1. RichRocket

    RichRocket Member

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    There once was a Rocket Hakeem
    formerly known as The Dream
    He’d play a few games
    and then come up lame
    yet insist still it's HIS team.


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    "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
     
    #1 RichRocket, Aug 1, 2001
  2. rockHEAD

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    #2 rockHEAD, Aug 2, 2001
  3. RichRocket

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    Prolly so. That Haiku was FUN, so I thought this might be worth a try. Next we'll do sonnets...not.

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    #3 RichRocket, Aug 2, 2001
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    Does anybody know a word that rhymes with "Olajuwon"?

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  5. RichRocket

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    How about "con?"

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    #5 RichRocket, Aug 2, 2001
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    All I chew on...?



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    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
     
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    Rockhead: Shouldn't that be "Catomic Bomb?"

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    #8 haven, Aug 2, 2001
  9. RichRocket

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    Limericks aren't THAT hard!

    There once was an Indian Tonto
    Ever ready to help his pal pronto
    After years at his side
    Suffering was his pride
    So he bolted for lovely Toronto.

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    #9 RichRocket, Aug 2, 2001
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    There was once a Shake named Dream
    Filled with smooth Nigerian cream
    Houston fans got a taste
    Now it must go waste
    On a hoser canadian team




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    #10 Rockettebustier, Aug 2, 2001
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