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Does PINECOMB need professional help?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ROXRAN, Jun 23, 2001.

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  1. ROXRAN

    ROXRAN Contributing Member

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    First, dude is posting away like ZRB on crackrock....
    Second, nearly all his posts don't make a lick of sense....
    third, he has managed to raise the ire of our beloved DOC ROCKET!!!

    I am suggesting PINECOMB has issues and needs some counseling. For your own sake and well being PINECOMB, calm down,...stop shaking,...wipe your mouth,..take a step back, and take a deep breath. Now think about it...........

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  2. mrpaige

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    What's a pinecomb? I thought they were called pinecones.

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  3. ROXRAN

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    pinecomb, pinecones....doesn't really matter, all the same are'nt they?

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  4. DieHard Rocket

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    Could it be...the next coming of ZRB? (Without the negativity of course) [​IMG]

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  5. Vengeance

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    A brief numerical analysis of Pinetree's posting:

    He currently has (as of my posting now) 428 posts.

    He's been registered since "June 2001". Let's assume for this exercise that he registered on June 1st. It is now the 23rd

    He has posted on average 18.6 posts per day.

    At that rate, he will post 6,792.17 times in 365 days.

    Now, let's compare this to the <a href="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/003131.html">analysis I did in Jeff's 5000th post thread</a>.

    At the time, Jeff was averaging 6.53 posts per day.

    That gives Pinetree 12.07 more posts per day than Jeff.

    And to follow up, Jeff was averaging a post every 3.66 hours. Pinetree is averaging 1 post every ONE HOUR AND SIXTEEN MINUTES.

    Talk about dedication [​IMG]

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  6. gr8-1

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    Not professional help, just attention.

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  7. PinetreeFM60

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    Thanks for your concern, Roxie.

    May I suggest an alternative explanation?

    You are one of several who simply resents newcomers who don't "stay in their place."

    Later, dude. See you out there.

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  8. Band Geek Mobster

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    He's actually been registered since June 13th if you look in his profile.

    That makes the #'s even crazier...

    He has posted on average 43.5 posts per day.

    At that rate, he will post 15,877.5 times in 365 days.

    He's actually been averaging 1.81 posts/hour.

    1 post per 33 minutes!!!

    Pretty hard to believe...


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  9. Behad

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    Vengeance, Pine register on June 13th. So your numbers are off:

    42.8 posts per day
    15,622 posts a year
    one post every 33.6 minutes!



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  10. mrpaige

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    He can post all he wants, but he's not a true ClutchBBSer until he can have a long, long argument about something really, really stupid. [​IMG]

    (Maybe he already has. I will admit that I avoid a lot of threads on here, and I often forget who's who).

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  11. Band Geek Mobster

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    I gotcha by 2 minutes Behad...


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  12. ZRB

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    The next ZRB? I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!

    By the way, can someone alalyze my posts per day count?

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  13. Dr of Dunk

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    I analyzed your post count, ZRB, and I came to the conclusion that they're all stupid.

    [​IMG]

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  14. Vengeance

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    Oh wow, I didn't realize it gave the exact day that someone registers. I just figured I'd assume the first day of the month, even tho that's usually not it. Well, therefore I was off, making him less of a fervent poster than he really is. Thanks!!

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  15. ZRB

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    Alright, I've done some calculations:

    I've been registered for 326 days. With this post, my count will be 2741. That means that I post 8.41 times per day.

    That's less than I would have thought.

    By this time next year I will have a total of 5811.

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  16. rockHEAD

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    all those posts and I haven't seen one yet!?

    Dang...where the heck is he posting?

    rH

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    Yeah...where did that pine guy come from? I blinked and he had 400 posts...

    Geez...I have been here since 1999 and I haven't even hit 300 [​IMG]

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  18. RocksMillenium

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    You're a wimp ScreamingRocketJet. A PATHETIC WIMP! What's the matter, you're to good to post mindless, directionless garbage like the rest of us!??? HUH!!???

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  19. ROXRAN

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    [​IMG]

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  20. Coach AI

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    Man, 2+ years and only 77 posts for me....
    I think that comes to around .08 posts a day.

    Guess I better pick up the pace.


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    (man of few words, I guess...)

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