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Preseason Haiku Time!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DarkHorse, Oct 19, 2005.

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  1. DarkHorse

    DarkHorse Contributing Member

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    Should be an old hat by now, but here's a refresher. Haikus are 3 lines long, first line 5 syllables, second line 7, then 5 again for the third line.

    Like so:
    Tracy McGrady
    Yao Ming and Jeff Van Gundy
    Bringing us a ring


    Here's another:
    Derek Anderson
    Stromile and Rafer Alston
    Carroll Dawson wins!



    Post yours!
     
    #1 DarkHorse, Oct 19, 2005
  2. CompaqC

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    I dont Understand
    what in sand heck haikus are
    please explain to me


    .......oh ok :p
     
    #2 CompaqC, Oct 19, 2005
  3. SpaceCity

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    Game seven collapse.
    Left bad taste in mouths of all.
    New season. Yummy!

    T-Mac is the man!
    Can posterize anyone.
    Do you dare to doubt?

    ClutchFans family
    Growing since ninety-six
    Your breaking news source!

    Been here since the start
    Once a poster, now I lurk.
    Unless I Hiaiku!

    OK, time to go
    Responsible am I now
    Haiku like Yoda.
     
    #3 SpaceCity, Oct 19, 2005
  4. CompaqC

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    I dont Understand
    what in sand heck haikus are
    please explain to me


    .......oh ok :p
     
    #4 CompaqC, Oct 19, 2005
  5. Bullard4Life

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    McGrady and Yao
    Now have Swift, DA, and Head,
    Clutch City returns!

    Rocks will beat the Mavs
    Cubes hangs his head in defeat,
    His bald spot shines bright.
     
    #5 Bullard4Life, Oct 19, 2005
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    Yao sheds his toenail
    photoshoping pain of loss
    I will miss neither
     
    #6 MR. MEOWGI, Oct 19, 2005
  7. CBrownFanClub

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    Prohibitively
    Expensive tickets; Rockets
    look good on TV
     
    #7 CBrownFanClub, Oct 19, 2005
  8. daRox

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    Yao and McGrady
    Give Head and Jeff Van Gundy
    Some Winning Techniques
     
    #8 daRox, Oct 19, 2005
  9. macfan

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    Yao and Mcgrady give head WOW

    I don't know if your Haiku was intentional. If it wasn't, it shows how Luther's name can be misconstrued in so many ways
     
    #9 macfan, Oct 19, 2005
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    Moochie and Luther
    Underperform In Season
    Yao give Head lessons
     
    #10 daRox, Oct 19, 2005
  11. daRox

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    I'm so sorry guys, no more head jokes! :eek:
     
    #11 daRox, Oct 19, 2005
  12. daRox

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    Beat Dallas in 4
    Beat Spurs in Western Finals
    Bring On Shaquille's Heat!
     
    #12 daRox, Oct 19, 2005
  13. GladiatoRowdy

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    Anticipation
    My mouth is salivating
    Start the season now
     
    #13 GladiatoRowdy, Oct 19, 2005
  14. Hippieloser

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    Tracy McGrady
    Practicing from 35'
    Just because he can

    The comb-over gone
    He wants those 40 points back
    Baggy eyes glinting

    Old Bobby Sura
    Considering new career
    Ultimate Fight Champ
     
    #14 Hippieloser, Oct 19, 2005
  15. jo mama

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    spurs will not prevail
    t-mac and yao soundly crush
    all hopes of repeat

    i hate spurs alot
    they are lame and their fans suck
    rockets are the best

    duncan is a girl
    yao comes down like wrath of kahn
    feel his manliness

    t-mac scores at will
    break the ankles of bowen
    make him want to quit

    stro and deke block shots
    who wants to sex mutmbo?
    "not in my house tim"
     
    #15 jo mama, Oct 19, 2005
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  16. Pistol Pete

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    Haikus suck. Not Badiane type suck but they still suck.
     
    #16 Pistol Pete, Oct 19, 2005
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    Haikus are for dorks
    No straight man writes poetry
    Oops, I just wrote one.
     
    #17 GoatBoy, Oct 19, 2005
  18. Believe

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    Before I just could NOT wait until preseason started... Now I just can NOT wait til the season starts.

    :rolleyes:
     
    #18 Believe, Oct 19, 2005
  19. Matador

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    la la la la la
    la la la la la la la
    la la Rockets rule!
     
    #19 Matador, Oct 19, 2005
  20. jo mama

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    whats up with the hate
    haikus are totally rad
    and dont have to rhyme
     
    #20 jo mama, Oct 19, 2005
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