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TOP 10 Reasons Sam Mack told the Police for having 19 Bags of weed in his car!!

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  1. SmeggySmeg

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    Here they are the
    TOP 10 Reasons Sam Mack told the Police for having 19 Bags of weed in his car!!

    10. There not mine John Lucas gave em to Richard Dumas and he gave em to me i have to drop em off to some guy named Tarpley.

    9. What.... it's not Herbal tea????

    8. Who said the new collective bargaining agreement was good for the players

    7. The Warriors gave em to me in my termination package

    6. So it's not the Pros, but being Robert Downey Jnr Chauffuer has it's perks.

    5. When i got they car, they said it comes air conidtioning, alloy wheels, tinted windows, cd stacker and 19 bags of weed.

    4. Ooooo, thats a lovily costume orfficer, loook at the pretty sirens, you got any chips dude, I'm starving man, just chill.

    3. My car has new form of combustion engine it runs on the leaves of this particular plant.

    2. Who needs an air bag when you have weed bags

    1. What..... there are only 19, I'm sure we only used 2 bags over the weekend


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    Smeg, you're becoming one with The Hutz.

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    #2 Dr of Dunk, Jul 12, 2000
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    I love this website.

    Thank You Smeg.

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    #3 Achebe, Jul 12, 2000
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    19 freakin bags?!?
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    Sam my man has a lot to learn
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    #4 Smokey, Jul 12, 2000
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    smeg of letterman

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    "I'm mailing it out to friends as Labor Day Presents. The scale is to figure postage."

    "I am not selling it. I am not a drug dealer. It's for a party. Want to come?"

    "It's for the league! Why should the NFL get all the free publicity?"
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    Why do I think that he was on some sort of one-man Cannonball Run trying to get the goods up to the Bulls?

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    More reasons:

    Dang, I just dropped off Thomas Hamilton, I guess he left that stuff in here.

    Officer, my name isn't Sam Mack, its Bam Morris.

    I'm an actor in the new Cheech and Chong movie. Look over there, see the cameras!
     
    #8 Ih8walton, Jul 13, 2000
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    Somebody say weed?

    Anyone seen Sam, I was suppose to hook up with him!


    rockHEAD

    rock(et)(pot)HEAD

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    #9 rockHEAD, Jul 13, 2000
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    10.) I thought it took this much to get off.
    9.) It's mexican dirt weed; you have to smoke a lot of it to feel anything.
    8.) I rolled down my window and the bags flew in from out of nowhere.
    7.) I thought I bought my Rover from a reputable car dealer; turns out he was a drug/car dealer.
    6.) My teammates told me not to come back without weed for everybody.
    5.) I was carjacked and they hopped out and left this stuff after I ran the stop sign and sped away.
    4.) I joined the "Pot on Wheels" program to distribute weed to the terminally ill who are licensed to smoke the stuff.
    3.) I thought I would give back to my community and since my old community are a bunch of crackhead/weeders....I scored for them.
    2.) Each bag contains a little Christmas tree I was going to plant in the Chicago suburbs.

    and numero uno:

    1.) I have a 19 bowl electric bong with 38 chambers and I was going to have myself a party. Therefore, I had to break up my one bag into 19 little bags...one bag to dump into each bowl [​IMG]....all for personal use.


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    #10 Surfguy, Jul 14, 2000
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