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I have grown tired of Jose Abreu

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Underrated23, May 7, 2023.

  1. Radricky

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    I ripped mine up, ate it, and then **** that ****er out.
     
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  2. Tomstro

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    I feel like it’s happened before and the player still got paid
     
  3. utgrad97

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    Nah, a pitcher would actually bunt runners up. Abreu can't even do that.
     
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  4. Htown Stros

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    I can only think of one case where a player was caught while in the MLB and that was Fausto Carmona (real name Roberto Hernandez). They ended up renegotiating the contract he had previously signed and ended up paying him significantly less.
     
  5. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Abreu needs some.break time. This is getting super bad
     
  6. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard

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    Getting?
     
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  7. Radricky

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    Iron glove abreu
     
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  8. lnchan

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    Here me out... Zach Greinke.
     
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  9. Radricky

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    What position did he play before he was a pitcher?
     
  10. rockets1995

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    Jose Abreu needs to be on the 60 Day DL.

    Fans will forget about him, he gets Released, Everyone moves on.
     
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  11. rockets1995

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    He is from Cuba.
     
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    A cardboard figure could replace Abreu without anyone noticing the difference.
     
  13. rockets1995

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    Will Harris blowing Postseason Games KC 2015, Nationals World Series 2019, Ken Giles, Luke Gregerson

    AJ Hinch as a Game Manager not Impressive not going to Gerrit Cole in the World Series from the Bullpen. Always Will Harris, who blew Games.

     
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    How on earth did he go from batting .295 in the postseason to .73 this year? Seriously. It's the strangest thing I've ever seen from a player. What happened this off-season to screw his head up so much at the plate? That's just hard to comprehend.
     
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    We could have a void at 1B and it would still play better defense that Jose Abreu.
     
  16. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard

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    He was an all-star that year...
     
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  17. Tomstro

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    I know Abreu is making 19 million.

    I still feel bad for him. I know he’s dying inside through all of this. It’s gotta be a nightmare. As much crap as I give that dude, I would love to see him start mashing. Just for his mental state alone.
     
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    Was at the game, to this day, I refuse to watch the replay. Correa hit a ball that should have found the corner, but bounced back into play.... '19 and '23 are two more titles we should have had in this Golden Era.
     
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  19. rockets1995

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    Jose Abreu .073 Batting Avg, 0 HR, 1 RBI

    This is beyond absurd. Why is he still playing, Go to the 60 Day DL, Send him to Rehab Training in Florida.

    Jose Abreu needs a Spanish Therapist.
     
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    Yessir. Only the booty man can.
     

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