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Jalen Green is going to be a father

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Shake_it_up, Mar 8, 2024.

  1. theDude

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    It would be different if they were just a couple trying to make their way and everyone was prying into their private lives. But her entire existence is based on inviting people into her “private” life and putting herself out there to be inspected, fawned over, ridiculed, or whatever. Jalen knows who she is and if he thought he could separate himself from it, that’s just naive on his part. They do not deserve the privacy and reserved judgment other couples do, nor do they (or at least she) appear to want it.
     
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    Damn! Who is she? Good for Bol Bol.
     
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  5. clos4life

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    18 years of paychecks, hope he is up to the task because Draya is gonna get him for every penny until she is ready to get social security.
     
  6. Rokman

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    Well, not going to throw any negativity on the guy. Just going to say, good luck.
     
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  7. clos4life

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    Draya finally got one to pay off!
     
  8. clos4life

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    I somehow really doubt that's her real personality coming through that post.
     
  9. clos4life

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    Draya right now:
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  10. clos4life

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    Jalen feminine? Absolutely not, he is a top, not a bottom!
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  11. TimDuncanDonaut

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    She's going to be collecting from Jalen long after Jalen stops collecting from the Rockets.
     
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    She's gonna dump him in 3 years. Being insanely rich must be a miserable existence. There are bunch of 10's around you that only love you for your money and you know it. But you are a man and want to suck that t*** and grab that ass so you ignore all the red flags and you are not just a man you are a wealthy man you earned all that money to **** 10's. You can't just be a millionaire and have sex with ogres. However you shouldn't wife up a 10 if you are a millionare. You have to go for a 4 who has never been loved in her pitiful life by anyone including her mom or dad but she has a good heart and positive attitude despite everything. She is softspoken, genuine, self-sacrificing etc. Don't get me wrong she is obviously happy that she will live a comfortable life thanks to you but she will still love you man because you loved her. For the first time in her miserable life somebody loved her for who she is. The key here is that you don't accidently pick the "I'm 10 look at me" 4's you regularly see on Youtube Mansophere channels. The 4s that think they are 10s. You go for a 4 or 5 who thinks she's 1. She must be kind of a girl whose her insecurities stem from a physical flaw but she also has to be wrong at it. She has to tell you that she doesn't like how wide her eyes apart but they are actually not wide apart she just has such a low self esteem she can't even make correct assessments of her own appearance. An actual tier 1 loser. However, her insecurities absolutely cannot stem from a mental illness such as Bipolar Disorder or OCD.

    So basically she has to be born as a loser. Never being loved, bullied in high school, should be a decent cook, freaky in bed, has to have a good heart, respect your privacy, can't have a mental illness, can do plumming repair at home, is not a feminist (but not a conservative either), someone who can hold intellectual conversations with you on topics like the vastness of space or effects of singularity on our daily lives and finally doesn't do a lot of makeup.
     
  13. RocketsFido

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    Yep, this is exactly the kind of idiocy I expect from Jalen Green. Getting a woman twice his age pregnant, she's probably as old as his own mother.
     
  14. whozee

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    Bro, the spoiler wasn't enough
     
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    I'm sure there must be some old washed bench veteran who managed this feat with his 39-year-old wife, but this is still hilarious
     
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    pj washington 2.0
     
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    Wild guess #2 based on her leaving him out of the announcement: He did not want to become a father, she knew that, but pwned him. The only communication between them now is their lawyers. One can only imagine how he reacted to the news.

    The only "family" here is mother-child and (maybe) father-child.

    Dim bulb he is. The description of her being the "mentor" of Jalen's previous GF just makes laugh. Jalen needs a father (figure) instead of becoming a father.
     
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    It's alright. Jalen has the eloquence and intelligence to carve out a niche for himself after his career ends at 28.
     
  20. Downtown Sniper

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    Whilst I'm not laughing at the situation, because Jalen has just made his life a whole lot more difficult than it ever needed to be.

    I am chuckling at the sincere congrats and sentiments in this thread, because there is absolutely no way that Jalen Green wanted a baby with this woman.

    It's quite obvious low IQ isn't just restricted to the basketball court.

    What an atrocious player to try and pigeonhole as the face of the franchise.
     

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