[Official] Mariners @ Astros

Just imagine how they have to travel with that stupid trident everywhere. They have to have some sort of case for it or something so it doesn't get dinged up on the plane. It's all too much

 

Grounder grounder grounder

 

You’re really @lnchan’ing it right now with that reference…

 

ugh make the pitcher work a little! And oh goody, Maldy's up. Prove us wrong

 

Feels like we've gotten 1 hit against the Mariners in the last 4 games against them

 

Caballero's made some nice plays at SS so far

 

When’s the last time Peña hit a homer?

 

mariners, just like the astros pitching, elite.

 

july 8th or something. can't remember.

 

Cy Miller. Come on guys...

 

Beatles were too easy, check out this cover

 

They took 3 out of 4 from us and made it look easy a month ago. Astros pitching looked weak compared to theirs.

 

This is too easy for this guy.

 

I mean, I really don't mind it as its just them having fun but some of them are just goofy, I'm just glad we dont put on an astronauts helmet or something......

 

July 5th. Incredibly he has FOUR extra base hits since July 5th. All doubles.

 

I remember these 2 dudes getting interviewed by the HR pump who thought, in all seriousness, that it would be cool if they handed him the horse at 1B and he could ride it around the bases. "Well, that's not going to happen" was the immediate response by the interviewer.

 

France has given up a hit to lead off every inning so far... don't know if its on JP or Maldy but not great

 

Two Brantley plateaus ago

 

This game is going in the wrong direction.

 

Crappy location again… lucky that didn’t get out.