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THE OFFICIAL "Happy Birthday Mailman" thread.......

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by tigereye, Jul 24, 2004.

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  1. tigereye

    tigereye Member

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    I'm sorry.....I know this should'nt warrant the usage of a new thread but......

    ....I just felt the need to take time out of my day to wish this class act a happy 41st Birthday. And I knew deep down in my heart, you guys would want to do the same too........

    So let's hear it..........

    Happy Birthday Karl Malone.........You F*CKIN JACKA$S!!!!!

    I mean seriously....could someone find out his own personal email address so we can all send Mr Malone "our sincerest" of birthday wishes?

    Letting Malone know how much we care for him on his birthday.........That would make my day.......
     
    #1 tigereye, Jul 24, 2004
  2. hjg877

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    A happy birthday Karl tribute to absolutely useless nothingness:

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    (what a great memory this was!)

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    God bless you Karl!
     
    #2 hjg877, Jul 24, 2004
  3. WLH

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    Yeah, happy birthday a**hole, but I didn't know the guy was gay.
     
    #3 WLH, Jul 24, 2004
  4. El Toro

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    happy birthday Lucifer! May you forever rot in NBA lore.

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    #4 El Toro, Jul 24, 2004
  5. giddyup

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    Hey, today's Mrs. Giddyup's birthday too!
     
    #5 giddyup, Jul 24, 2004
  6. whag00

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    Hey same birthday as Barry Bonds...Must make this Official Prick Day...
     
    #6 whag00, Jul 24, 2004
  7. KellyDwyer

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    Happy Birthday, you ornery prick. You redneck b*stard.

    Happy birthday to the greatest power forward ever.
     
    #7 KellyDwyer, Jul 25, 2004
  8. IROC it

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    It's Charles Barkley's birthday, too?


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    #8 IROC it, Jul 25, 2004
  9. Rockets34Legend

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    Happy Birthday, you stupid gimp! Retire your ass from the NBA as a Championship Loser and give us all a peace of mind.

    JAZZHOLE MOTHERF***ER!
     
    #9 Rockets34Legend, Jul 26, 2004
  10. Ender120

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    All the hate in this thread just made my right nut shrivel in fear.

    I love it.
     
    #10 Ender120, Jul 26, 2004
  11. Phizz3l

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    Isn't great to see that Malone lost his only chance to get a ring, and is now trying to decide who's coat tail he should ride on.... Duncans or Shaq in the weak a$$ east? My guess is that Malone will join Shaq because the East has fewer strong PFs
     
    #11 Phizz3l, Jul 26, 2004
  12. Juan Bon Jovi

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    why are u guys so hate about karl malone

    he is one of all-time greats. much respect is belonging to him peace out
     
    #12 Juan Bon Jovi, Jul 26, 2004
  13. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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    Look, Bon Jovi, it looks like you haven't been a Rockets fan that long. If you know the history, you know the anger.
     
    #13 Rockets34Legend, Jul 26, 2004
  14. GoatBoy

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    I am hate Karl Malone because him am jackass. Him get no Respeck from me.

    Also, fire = good.
     
    #14 GoatBoy, Jul 26, 2004
  15. Hippieloser

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    Die, Karl.
     
    #15 Hippieloser, Jul 26, 2004
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    Is KARLA the JIM KELLY of the NBA?

    [​IMG] NFL Super Bowls = 4, Championships = 0
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Jul 26, 2004
  17. DanzelKun

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    Crappy Birthday Karl Malone, you flaming peice of ****. :)

    ((I was gonna say "May this be your last birthday that you're around/alive to celebrate," but perhaps that's a little extreme? :D))
     
    #17 DanzelKun, Jul 26, 2004
  18. shawn786

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    U might respect him but know this, you have lost all respect from me!
     
    #18 shawn786, Jul 26, 2004
  19. qrui

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    that was ... what's that? :confused:
     
    #19 qrui, Jul 27, 2004
  20. tigereye

    tigereye Member

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    Qrui,

    ITS CALLED GANG RAPE.......
    [SIZE=0.5]and Walton's loving every minute of it........[/SIZE]     ;)
     
    #20 tigereye, Jul 27, 2004
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